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You could ask anyone how working with Mettaton and Mr. Tenna was like, and they’d give you the same answer.
A year ago? Maybe a bit tricky, but the two hosts had undeniable chemistry. Everyone was sure they were bound to do great.
Six months ago? Terrific! Sure, Mr. Tenna was a bit of a control freak at times and Mettaton could be a handful, but who wouldn’t want to work on the set of one of the most successful shows on tv?
Today? Hell.
or, Mettaton and Tenna haven't gotten intimate with each other yet, and they make it everyone's problem.
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02 Aug 2026
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A series of unrelated staticmoth fics. Updated as I have ideas.
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31 Jul 2026
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Kerdly isn't Canon by Softservecola
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Jul 2026
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[xmossmouthx] berdly pls
[xmossmouthx] i have a family
[xmossmouthx] spare meBerdly considered this for a moment. He was presented with a paradox as old as time. Would he let the trolley run over his dignity or run over Schrodinger's cat of romance? Before he could decide, another message appeared.
[suz1z1lla] berdly how tf do u have so many diamonds
Berdly’s attention snapped towards his house on the horizon, which Susie had clearly begun to plunder.
[smartgenius555] SUSAN I COMMAND YOU TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
OR ELSE.--
How embarrassing it was to be smitten: to--in defiance of logic--hope. Because, in truth, it was painfully obvious that “Kerdly” was not canon.
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Berdly has a fat crush and thin confidence. Susie helps him out for the bit. Everyone plays a lot of videogames together.
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30 Jul 2026
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Berdly, unknowingly, needs help. Noelle thinks this is a little hilarious. Kris is mildly concerned at how likable their rival has become following recent events.
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19 Jul 2026
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oh, please, have mercy (no more) by fivestarreview for Ishi23
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Sep 2024
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“I'm busy today, just so you know,” Vox lies while Valentino curses out their toaster one morning. “Back-to-back meetings. Try not to have any emergencies.”
He pulls the bottle of potion from his pocket and draws up the usual two drop dose, leaving only a thin veneer of the glossy liquid at the bottom. It always amazes him how potent it is; the formula is derived from Val's own pheromones, after all. The love potion dissolves easily into the acidic drink, and, when a quick glance confirma Val is still fighting to get his bread back, Vox tips the remainder of the bottle in as well. It's hardly anything, he reasons. There's no sense in leaving so little behind.
As he slips the empty container back into his blazer, Val turns around with a frown twisted across his face. “Vox, the fucking toaster is broken again!”
“Did you hear me? At all?” Vox asks, already getting up to assist with the not broken toaster.
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Val gets so overstimulated by his own prehensile dick that his demonic form comes out.
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10 Jul 2026