abuseofreason
Fandoms
- Inception (2010) (2)
- Bandom (1)
- Panic! At The Disco (Band) (1)
- Music RPF (1)
- Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead (1)
Recent works
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Advanced Guardian Combat by abuseofreason
Fandoms: Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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How Arthur and Eames might have met, in another world.
"The first time Arthur meets Eames, he is sixteen to Eames's twenty-six, confused and desperate for purpose as only a teenager can be."
Series
- Part 1 of St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU
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Time alone isn't always easy to come by, but Arthur and Eames manage it anyway.
"Even though he was due for a briefing in less than half an hour, Arthur was currently half-naked on a wool blanket in the jungle, underneath a man who was, at least for the duration of this mission, technically his subordinate."
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Brendon introduces Ryan to a new holiday tradition.
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- English
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- 200
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- 1/1
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Recent series
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St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU by abuseofreason
Fandom Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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A series of one-shots in the crossover universe where Eames is a dhampir guardian and Arthur is a guardian in training.
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- 1,398
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,465
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- 1/1
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- 2,659
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- 50,576
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
14 Jan 2026
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i wanna be your dog by lovesthatuniteus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jun 2026
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Shane gets caught on a hot mic walking Ilya like a dog. Twitter implodes. The team reminds them that it could have been worse.
Series
- Part 1 of hot mic hollanovs
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
27 Aug 2026
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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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lucarozanov
if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though
Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.
Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.
Series
- Part 1 of the misadventures of ilyuca81
- Language:
- English
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- 8,603
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 1,782
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- 237,022
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
06 Mar 2026
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The Rozanov House Hunt by Felifiran
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 Aug 2026
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“This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people.
“So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.
“I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”
Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”
“You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent.
Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.
Ilya Rozanov needs a home.
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- English
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- 1,213
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
25 Aug 2026
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Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”
Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.
“What?”
“Do you want me to commit a felony?”
“I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”
Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.
“Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”
Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.
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- English
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
23 Aug 2026