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    “Excuse me, David Hollander? Can you come with us please?”
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    How David Hollander became an EBUG for the night and ruined his son’s day.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    David but make him an EBUG.

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    Ilya Rozanov has a gift.

    He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.

    Shane Hollander has a problem.

    His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.

    After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    "Why don't I tell you a story, then? You may not be able to relate—it's my story after all, and you're not that good at hockey, but try to keep up."

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    14 Aug 2026

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    Shane speech to rook ab being gay in the league.

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    Shane didn’t move for a long moment, just breathed. The way his body only ever seemed to manage when Ilya was with him. The apartment felt safe around them. It was the kind of quiet that made it easy to let things slip through the cracks. And something did slip. A tiny, unconscious shift as Shane nuzzled his head a little deeper into Ilya’s hand. Ilya felt his heart swell with the way Shane softened under him, and a warm pride unfurled in his chest. He kept stroking through Shane’s hair, as if to say yes, this is yours, take it. And Shane let the last of the day drain out of him without a fight at all.

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    Shane being conditioned to a certain word Ilya says

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    clicker training

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    11 Aug 2026

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    26 Jul 2026