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@HarveySmth76 re-tweeted @TorontoDefenceman:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:
Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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@Sandra_ModellingCo re-tweeted @ TorontoDefenceman:
Well alright then, I’ll talk... I’ve slept with Rozanov and y’know what? Best sex I had until I met my husband. Check ins are hot. Consent is hot. Rozanov is hot. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@FleurT_32:
Ok then, I’ll talk... Took Rozanov back to my place in 2014. We both realised I was drunker than I thought. That man walked me to bed, gave me some water and left.
No Rozanov slander in my house.
#OkIWillTalk
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@Nadia_Iv:
Ok, I’ll talk...I’ve slept with Rozanov and I can tell you that man knew how to respect women. He also knew how to use his hands. Like, he really knew 👀
#OkIWillTalk
@Elena_Modelling32 replying to @Nadia_Iv:
Ok, I’ll talk...Right? I hooked up with Rozy a few times years back. Still can’t watch him play hockey. Every time those commentators say Rozanov's got good hands, I end up re-downloading tinder.
#OkIWillTalk #SexGodOfTwitter
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@SapphistSongRecs:
Ok, I’ll talk... Roz approached me at a bar in Tampa while my girlfriend was in the bathroom. I told him I’m a lesbian. He grins and says he loves lesbians. I brace and start scanning for an exit - Cut to Roz and my girlfriend talking best hockey fights ‘til 2am while he buys us vodka that cost more than my rent and pays our taxi home.
#OkIWillTalk
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@Kally_La72:
Ok, I’ll talk...Take me back to Fall 2014. I need to be gently insulted in a Russian accent. Then not so gently put through the headboard.
#OkIWillTalk
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@Rozanov81:
Yuna is very modern and not phased. Ever. But if Shane thinks his mother has read twitter this week he will die, and then I will die, so...
[Picture – homemade cake with hand iced words reading ‘Please no twitter, one week’ ]
#DomesticSexGod
@RaidersFan77 re-tweeted @Rozanov81:
This man is baking. Twitter is melting down about him being a literal sex god and he's baking for his mother-in-law.
@LooksMaxxing_Tn re-tweeting @Rozanov81:
Rozanov is so whipped
@Rovanoz81 replied to @LooksMaxxing_Tn:
I google this word. Means straight men who don’t like their wives, yes? Is very dumb.
I will go do washing up now then have better sex than you have in your life.
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--Ottawa Centaur’s Group Chat--
Harris: So, everybody sees twitter, right?
Troy: Yep
Wyatt: Fuck yes
Bood: What?
Bood: Oh. Christ haha.
Bood: So, like, how long is this going to go on for?
Bood: @Ilya
Ilya: What? Is not me tweeting. How do I know this?
Bood: Well, like, what’s the numbers here? How many women did you sleep with?
Ilya: I don’t know. I did not count.
Ilya: Lots
Dykstra: Jesus
Wyatt: Well, Twitter thinks you're going to need another cake.
Ilya: Uhh. Yes, I think so. Probably.
Wyatt: Seen this one?
[ Screenshot of a tweet:
Ok, I’ll talk... Eye contact/That accent/ "Is ok?" "Still good?"
Take me back to Boston 2013
#sigh #OkIWillTalk #SexGodOfTwitter ]
Dykstra: Ha, really Rozy.
Bood: Ok, I think I can see the appeal
Shane: Hey, hands off.
Bood: 👐
Troy: Dallas Kent has a whole crew of reporters parked outside his house. He’s terrified to leave the house.
Wyatt: Man, I am having a great time.
Wyatt: Thank you, Rozy
Ilya: 😈
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@Hollander24:
Donate here to Toronto Survivors Legal Fund. [Link]
@Rozanov81 re-tweeted @Hollander24:
Donate here to Toronto Survivors Legal Fund. [Link]
@Rozanov81: Yes, donate to Toronto Survivors Legal Fund. Also Toronto Women’s Refuge Shelter [link] and Ottawa Women’s Shelter [link].
[Link – Donate to refuge shelter in your area.]
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@Rozanov81: If Toronto Survivors Legal Fund reaches target before next month’s game, I will hit Kent again.
@HockeyEdits08 re-tweeted @Rosanov81:
Not sure you can say that on twitter, man.
@Rosanov81 re-tweeted @ HockeyEdits08:
Ah, true, is lie. I will hit him anyway.
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@Maria_Salazar04:
Ok, I’ll talk... that man gave me 5 orgasms. And he made me laugh.
#OkIWillTalk
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@SprtAnalyst_Olivia: Ok, I’ll talk...So, back in 2015, one of Rozanov’s Boston teammates tries to buy me a drink. I say no. He doesn’t drop it.
Rozanov appears from the dancefloor. Grabs the guy by the jacket. Get right in his space. Says in that kind of calm-not-calm voice, ‘No drink means no drink. Go home. You do this again, you are benched. Permanent. And I break your jaw.’
The dude looked terrified.
I had a great night.
#OkIWillTalk
@Zenyha121 re-tweeting @ SprtAnalyst_Olivia: – can confirm. I was dancing with Roz when this happened. You best believe I went home with him. I also had a great night. 😈
#OkIWillTalk
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@Ella_Elz44:
Ok, I’ll talk... Rozanov called up my shitty ex, hammed up the accent and threatened that man with the Russian mafia. Never heard from the bastard again.
Plus, he ate pussy like it was a fucking calling.
#OkIWillTalk #SexGodOfTwitter
@Black_Pilled783 re-tweeted @ Ella_Elz44: Real men don’t lower themselves to this. It's degrading, low T behaviour. A true alpha would never debase themselves to a woman like this.
@Tn_GymDayz replying to @ Black_Pilled783:
Yeah, eating pussy is gay, dude.
@Rozanov81 replying to @Tn_GymDayz:
Ah, maybe this is why I am so good at it, yes?
- Comment: This should be framed.
- Comment: Oh my god.
- Comment: Lmao
- Comment: Ilya Rozanov, bisexual king
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@Sarah91Boston:
Ok, I’ll talk... Ok, so, story time. I used to hook up with Roz when I was single. Messaged him a couple weeks after a break-up. He arrives, I burst into tears. I'm fucking mortified. He says, ok, no sex, you are sad and proceeds to eat cookie dough ice cream with me on the couch while I bitch about how Gregory never found the clitoris cos he was too much of a little insecure man to ask for directions.
#OkIWillTalk
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@Rozanov81:
[Picture – another homemade cake with hand iced words reading: Please still no twitter. One more week ]
@everyone - don’t make me bake another cake.
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@Rozanov81:
[Video of Rozanov punching Dallas Kent and knocking three of his teeth out.]
Best highlight of last year. Not sure why it did not make the official NHL compilation. Want to explain @NHL ? @RCrowellOfficial ?
@CenFanEdits re-tweeted @Rosanov81:
The @ NHL @ Crowell too. Now this is what I call throwing punches.
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@Rozanov81:
Ok, maybe is true Kent and his teammates are all straight men but they do not like women.
@ClaireSt77 re-tweeted @Rosanov81: That. That's it. That's the tweet.
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@SammyMcT:
Wonder how @Hollander24 is feeling this week. Wonder if he's surprised.
@Hollander24 replying to @ SammyMcT:
If I see one more tweet asking if I’m surprised 🙄 Why would I be surprised? I know everybody seems to forget this, but I have actually had sex with my husband.
@Rozanov81: Dirty talk on the internet Hollander. Come home. Right now.
@Hollander24: I’m at the grocery store.
@Rozanov81: Home. Now.
@Rozanov81: Ottawa Centaurs. Training is cancelled today. Family emergency. Snow day. No training.
@CoachWiebe: Training is not cancelled. I am sure Hollander @Hollander24 and our Captain Rozanov @Rozanov81 will be there on time.
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@Emmelia_Rza re-tweeted @Rozanov81:
I’m dying. This man said snow day. In Ottawa.
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@Rozanov81:
I have to let Yuna back on twitter. She has deals and brands to terrorise. Maybe I steal Shane’s phone. Or distract him. Maybe step on his phone. Or stop wearing clothes in the house. Help.
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@Sarah91Boston:
Ok, so Ice Cream and Story Time part 2, with Rozanov's permission.
[ Image showing screenshot of texts:
Sarah: Thought I'd spare you Ice Cream and Story Time part 2. Guess you might not want that on the internet.
Ilya: Sarah! Hi! How is Boston?
Ilya: No, is ok. Would be funny.
Ilya: Anyway, I am friends with Rose now. Even if she is very bad actress with very bad movies. She is coming for dinner again next week.
Sarah: You play again in Boston next month, right? Let me know if you'd like to meet up. I'd be down to be friends, even without the benefits.
Ilya: Aw yes I would like this. I will check with Shane. ]
So, Ilya shows up out of the blue in 2016. Looking very awkward. And sad. And carrying ice cream. And just kind of shrugs at me with big sad eyes.
So we watched Everdark while he ate two whole tubs of raspberry ripple and we shit talked Rose Landry while he stared at the screen like somebody had died.
Rose is perfect and has no bad movies but he looked like he really needed it.
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--Ottawa Centaur's Group Chat--
Harris: How are you two doing? @Ilya @Shane
Troy: Yes, has Ilya’s ego reached its breaking point yet?
Ilya: Shane saw Sarah’s tweet. 😏
Troy: Hang on, what now?
Ilya: [Screenshots – Story time part 2.]
Bood: Really Rozy. Oh my god.
Ilya: Yes. Was terrible.
Harris: Aww, Rozy.
Ilya: [Photo - Ilya under a blanket, curled up on the sofa eating ice cream.]
Harris: Ha, too cute.
Dykstra: But how does he still look smug at the same time.
Wyatt: Only Ilya could look all cute and still that smug at the same time. 🙄
Ilya: Shane is being very good to me. I am going to finish ice cream. Then later I am going to make him forget his own name.
Ilya: Because I am sex god
Bood: Jesus.
Wyatt: Yes, Jesus. Both of you.
Shane: What did I do?
Bood: You married him.
Ilya: He tried to make it work with Rose Landry first. But they weren’t compatible.
Shane: Shut up and eat your ice-cream.
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@HockeyLife_Tn
Ok the Toronto Survivor Legal Fund has tripled their funding in a week. Kent doesn’t dare leave his house. And Ilya is out here insulting misogynists and befriending old hook-ups (with his husband's permission). What is this timeline? I love it.
@Emmelia_Rza:
Yes, me too!
@TamaraB:
Yes, I know, right? I can’t believe it.
@ SprtAnalyst_Olivia:
So fucking good.
Dallas Kent's teammate - “Rozanov can't be any better, right? Some of the thousand women he's banged should come forward.”
Twitter - Actually, Rozanov is a literal sex god. Because he respects women. And understands consent. And is amazing at giving head, regardless of gender. Everybody donate to the Toronto Survivors Legal Fund. Dallas Kent belongs in jail.
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@Hollander24:
Ok, my turn.
Here's the current state of our fridge. I had to black out everything not suitable for twitter. Which was, y’know, all of it cos it was written by Rozanov.
[Image of a fridge door with two handwritten pages stuck to it, plus a large number of additional sticky notes. The top of the first page is titled ‘I am Living Everyone’s Dream and Roger Crowell’s Nightmare:’ ]
- Comment: The way there’s like 5 words not blacked out. And all of them say freckles.
- Comment: "You have never seen him in his glasses and I have." Oh my god, I'm dying.
- Comment: All the sticky notes. Y'all he kept coming back
- Comment: What’s that one orange sticky note say? The one with just one word in Russian?
- Comment: You’re never going to guess
- Comment: I'm dead
- Comment: What? I don't get it
- Comment: "Freckles"
- Comment: The sticky note that says "Only downside: Hayden Pike" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Comment: Poor Hayden, that man is tormented 🤣🤣
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@TorontoSurvivorsLegalFund:
Breaking: We have hit our extended funding target. Thank you to everyone who has donated. There were many times we never thought we’d reach this point. All legal cases have now been served. Trial dates pending.
@Rozanov81 re-tweeting @TorontoSurvivorsLegalFund:
❤️
#StraightToPrison Dallas Kent
#JusticeForTorontoSurvivers
@Rozanov81:
I am still going to hit him. Start counting your teeth Kent.
#4DaysTilGameDay
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