WittyWallflower
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Penny's Code of Conduct For Sheldon Cooper by WittyWallflower
Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV)
10 Jan 2026
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Penny rolls with Sheldon's love of contracts and creates one of her own to teach Sheldon how to be a better friend to her.
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Truth As It Trips Off Your Tongue by WittyWallflower
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
24 Nov 2025
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Julian thought the little package of chocolates was a gift for him. When it turns out they are dosed with a drug, Garak tries to help him keep his secrets intact.
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Lucius sees that handsome stranger again. This time no one ends up on the ground.
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- Part 3 of Walkies
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A young boy finds himself in the ER all alone. Dr Mel King is the one to realize his connection to the Pitt.
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Roy and Jamie on the road from Richmond to Manchester
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- Part 2 of The Road to Manchester
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Sometimes Lucius takes his neighbor's dog on walks. It usually goes smoothly. Usually.
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Roy and Jamie take a road trip together.
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Holiday themed shortfics for The Cat King/Edwin Payne
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Frenchie has been asked to write some new music (here there be songfics). For some reason Izzy keeps getting dragged into the process.
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Hot on the heels of some major life changes, Stede Bonnet is ready to stand up for himself and tell his parents once and for all who he really is. When they invite him to spend a month with them at a ski resort, he's going to do just that, but stumbles when they pressure him to date a family friend.
Izzy Hands just wanted a peaceful vacation over Christmas, but when his ex-boyfriend shows up with a new beau, the heat is on to show him just how happy he is without him. And on top of that, some blond twat is getting in the way of his good time, breaking his things and causing a ruckus.
The solution is for Stede and Izzy to tell everyone they're in a happy relationship, even though in reality they don't even like each other. Obviously.
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Izzy Hands is going to die if he stays here.
The state he was born, the state that raised him, the state will kill him.
So two days after he graduates he packs it all up and leaves.He doesn’t expect for his decision to run away to bring him a life so full of love, and mistakes.
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After a fight with Ed leaves him seriously injured, Izzy calls the last person he'd ever want to see: Stede Bonnet. While Stede pulls out all the stops to nurse Izzy back to health, Izzy has to grapple with the realisation he's attracted to his ex-husband's ex-husband.
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The ink on his divorce papers isn't even dry when Stede Bonnet, eager to re-discover himself in this new stage of his life, finds himself both frustrated and intrigued by a grumpy florist—one who curses him out from across the counter but seems to have a hidden soft side. You can't love flowers and be a truly miserable person... can you?
Izzy Hands fell in love once, and if you think he'll do it again, you can fuck right off. Bonnet is nothing more than an irritating customer, no matter what he thinks, and no matter how much fun it is to fight with him. There's no chance of things getting romantic.
Also, there are cats.
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- Part 1 of Flower Language
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When one left their wife and declared that they were gay, certain expectations tended to follow. Expectations that said person would get a boyfriend rather than show up to every party alone, for example.
So Stede had fibbed a little. For the last two months, he’d had an extremely handsome and kind boyfriend who was also extremely busy. The lie worked well, until he ran into Mary in the grocery store and accidentally said he was shopping with his boyfriend. Stede grabbed the first guy he saw by his leather-clad arm.
“I’ll buy your groceries for a month if you pretend to be my boyfriend,” Stede whispered in the guy's ear. He hauled the guy around to face Mary and Doug.
“What the fu—“ Grocery Store Guy started to say, but Stede stomped on his foot to shut him up.
(In which Stede needs a fake boyfriend, and Izzy gets dragged into the chaos)