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    Ten years ago, Remus Lupin met a homophobic idiot with a talent for being shirtless. Yes, he’s the most beautiful thing Remus has ever seen. No, Remus is absolutely not going to waste his life thinking about that pampered posh bastard.

    Sirius Black, meanwhile, can’t understand why Cambridge’s weed dealer seems to hate him on sight. For the first time in history, he’s met someone immune to his smile - and Sirius has never reacted well to the word no.

    A non-linear fic about class, prejudice and pride (no Austen involved), and the terrifying quiet after a joke when you realise no one was laughing. (Or: Wolfstar finally communicate. It’s a disaster in the best possible way)

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    04 Oct 2026

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    Sirius is the best dancer at a gay club, and he’ll do just about anything for a good tip. Tuition and rent aren’t going to pay themselves.

    Tonight, he finally gets a chance to make some serious money: a private dance for a new client. Quiet, well-dressed, smells like money — exactly Sirius’s type.

    There’s just one problem.

    The client is his fucking literature professor.

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    04 Oct 2026

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    “Tell me Harry, if I were to tell you that you could go back in time and prevent one event of your choice from ever occurring would you do so?”
    Go back in time? A chance to change the past for a better future? “If such were possible, Sir, I think it’s safe to say most people would.”
    “Would you be an exception?” Harry shook his head. “What would you change?”
    His immediate knee jerk reaction was that he’d go back to that horrible night in Godrick’s Hollow and prevent the murder of his parents, but when he opened his mouth to speak he stopped abruptly. The Head Master was staring at him from behind his half-moon glasses in a way that made him think that this question was in itself a sort of test. And with more examination the prospect seemed a bit selfish.
    At once Harry knew what he would do. “I would stop Tom Riddle from ever becoming Voldemort.”

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    03 Oct 2026

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    Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.

    Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.

    Naturally, things escalate. A lot.

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    03 Oct 2026

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    One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announces to everyone he is 'Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion, 1994.'

    Swept up by the ministry and sworn to secrecy by the Unspeakables, Harry is left to navigate the past on his own. Good thing his great-grandparents are willing to take him in - even if they're a little more into blood purity than Harry had expected - and Hogwarts is willing to welcome him back - even if he's a novelty to everyone as the time traveling Champion.

    At least Harry will have the familiarity of Gryffindor Tower to ease his homesickness. Or he would, if the sorting hat hadn't put him in Slytherin, where he's forced to share a dorm with none other than Tom Riddle.

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    In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.

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    03 Oct 2026