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Pure Vanilla wants peace, order, and a quiet place to study.
Shadow Milk wants none of those things.
A former top student turned unpredictable menace, Shadow Milk is everything Pure should avoid.
Unfortunately, Pure can’t seem to stop thinking about him.
( Purevanilla college/roommates AU! )
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The Ancients thought they knew Shadow Milk. They were wrong. When fragments of the past resurface in the form of a mysterious, all-knowing cookie, the kingdom’s fate—and the truth behind Shadow Milk’s corruption—hangs in the balance.
Pure Vanilla faces a terrible choice: let the Fount of Knowledge remain uncorrupted, or watch himself, the world and everything he loves—cease to exist.
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Why couldn't you pick someone else to love? by Neptnelvr
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon), Usagi Yojimbo
23 Jan 2026
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“You were supposed to be my enemy!” Usagi’s voice cracked, raw with emotion, as he stared down at Leonardo. The blue-masked turtle’s blood stained the cold floor, a glaring contrast to the vibrant blue of his mask.
You’re a fool to think you can change me,” Usagi hissed, his voice trembling despite his attempt at a harsh tone.
He aimed to strike, his katana raised high above Leonardo's head, who knelt before him, disarmed. But Usagi's' hand trembled. Leonardo made him tremble.
“I don’t want to change you,” Leonardo replied softly, his gaze unwavering. “I just want you to see…to see that there’s another way.”
Or,
Yuchi was taken in by the Shredder and molded into a ruthless weapon in exchange for revenge against those who wronged him. He had heard of the turtles from Karai but was unsure of their role with the Shredder.
Now, he was finally unleashed, Usagi is driven by a mission he doesn't fully understand but was determined to complete. He would not let Shredder down. He would not fail. That was, until he met Leonardo.
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Bound by a blade by Neptnelvr
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
23 Jan 2026
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Yuchi gets too curious and touches a mysterious artifact—the next thing he knows, he’s in a strange world full of outdated technology and 'weird magic rectangles'.
Chaos ensues when he tries to talk to humans and gets caught up in a police chase, attracting the attention of 'evil' kappa. (The turtles.)
During the fight to restrain Yuchi and discover who he is, Leo offers his sword as a peace treaty to end the battle.
Yuchi freezes, turns bright red, and stammers, “D-Did you just propose to me?!”
Leo blinks. “Wait, what?!”
Congratulations—Yuchi is now accidentally married to a ninja. And he hates ninjas.
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The blue he forgot by Neptnelvr
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon), Usagi Yojimbo
10 Apr 2025
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Raised by the Foot Clan, Leonardo becomes a cold, precise, and deadly ninja—loyal only to the mission.
When he's paired with Yuichi Usagi, a free-spirited and annoyingly calm fighter from Japan, Leo is instantly irritated by his carefree attitude.
Despite the tension, something shifts and Leo finds himself drawn to Yuichi’s warmth.
But everything changes when Leonardo fights a trio of mutant turtles— that strangely resembling him. One steps forward, eyes wide with disbelief.
“Leonardo… is that you?”Their words hit like a blade to the chest, and suddenly, Leo’s past isn’t as buried as he thought.
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This all started as a college au where sage and recluse hate each other and then they kiss about it but now it’s turned into “how much has to happen before we hit Sapphire with a car?”
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Recluse spilled Sage’s coffee and didn’t apologize, so now Sage has decided to go through his socials to talk shit about him with his two friends Sugar and Sapphire. They end up uncovering some freaky shit. Ever since, it’s just a matter of time before recluse finds out and one ups his stalker behavior in the most insane way possible… now watch as I somehow get them to fall in love despite this impossible starting scenario.Series
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28 Feb 2026
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Shadow Milk Cookie thought his week couldn’t get any worse. First he’s defeated by Pure Vanilla Cookie, forcing him into his weakest form, a plushie. Then, his minions leave him alone. And now he’s being kidnapped by the one who started it all!
OR: shadow milk cookie turns into a plush version of himself to conserve power when weakened, what if pure vanilla found him?
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10 Feb 2026
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Shadow Milk feigned bashfulness as he turned back around in his chair to face the mirror. The man that stared back at him will one day spread the Milk Kingdom's deceit worldwide. And it all started with the puny, little Vanilla Kingdom.
Prince Shadow Milk Cookie embarks on a quest to infiltrate the rivalling Vanilla Kingdom by posing as Prince Pure Vanilla's butler, but perhaps there's more to the both of them beyond their titles?
(Title is from the Harumaki Gohan song of the same name)
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Raised in a… unique household, Pure Vanilla never could’ve guessed what would happen after his mother said goodbye to him.
Thrown into a world he never thought he’d be apart of, charged with the protection of a snarky prince, Pure Vanilla certainly has his hands full
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A Prince x Prince's Guard AU with Shadowvanilla!
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- Part 1 of Upon the Universe
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“I am Your Fount of Knowledge, here to be of service.”
The Fount of Knowledge was a cookie.
Pure Vanilla Cookie felt ill. All his life he had heard vague tales of ‘The Fount’ and the infinite wisdom it was said to carry. Books on the matter were scarce. He had memories of late nights huddled on the floor of the library at the Academy, whispering in hushed voices with White Lily Cookie as he poured over page after page of stories. So much of the same stuff repeated, no new details. It was as if any real information on the ‘Fountain’ had been erased. As if it had been purposefully wiped clean out of the records.Who would want to erase such a thing? Who held such an ability to remove himself from the narrative? The Fount of Knowledge, the Virtue of Knowledge. It was all coming together now for Pure Vanilla. The Virtue of Knowledge was the Fount. Shadow Milk Cookie.
or, Pure Vanilla Cookie gets shoved back in time by billions of years. Back before the Beasts had defected and corrupted. He has a rare chance now, one he cannot afford to squander. Sure he had out maneuvered the Master of Deceit in the Spire, but how can he possibly hope to win against the embodiment of all Knowledge in a time not his own?
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06 Feb 2026