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The importance of telling the plot to kindly fuck itself by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
29 Aug 2024
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When Larping gets a little too real, Alice is chased by NPC-orcs right from her convention into Middle Earth, meeting a tall, dark and handsome stranger she has mooned over since her teenage years.
Yeay, heartbreak and horrible hygiene, let's go!
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Sea-Born by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Apr 2024
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Aragorn is on his way to Bree, and on a rainy night enters an Inn somewhere north of Dunland.
There he meets an intriguing woman, and listens to her tales of her travels.
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Cracks filled with gold & Mithril Hearts by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 Mar 2024
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Modern Girl in Middle Earth, she's here for the Fellowship but joins the company and gets attached, what can you do.
OC took her Mom and moved to middle earth, became a traveling minstrel, realised that her life expectancy is now that of an elf or dwarf, she doesn't know but hey, at least she'll be there for the War of the Rings which is kind of the point.
She has read "The Hobbit" only once and never seen the movies, but the dwarves are too hot to die, damnit! -
Daughter of Kings by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Mar 2024
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A young modern maybe-witch really wants to find her father, but should have maybe read the fineprint of the spell she used.
Thorin gets thrown into the modern world, specifically into the apartment of his daughter (omg he has a daughter!!!), and finds out affairs with witches have consequences.
His daughter, Théa Emery, shows him her world, and decides that she's gonna come with him when he returns to Middle Earth.
Because she has read Tolkien and hell, she will NOT let her father die now that she found him!
Upon Thorin's return, he has to find a way to use what he has found in that other world to build a better life for his people, and his daughter has to find a place in this new world and new family, and figure out how to fix things without making it worse.
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How to tame your Dwarrows, or The cultural importance of Hair Care Products by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 Mar 2024
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Remember that girl in "The Ring" climbing out of the TV?
Yeah, something like that happens to this OC, and honestly, how do you feed a company of dwarves when you live from social support and excuse me, that is MY hair smoothing cream get your own!
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A short time after killing Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape decides he is tired of fighting this war alone.
He requests a meeting with Harry Potter, gives him a phial of memories, and tells him he wants to help with the task Dumbledore left behind. Together, they form an alliance.Original Prompt #57: Harry meets Snape every month to exchange war intel. it's always short notice, and nearly always in a grimy hotel, Muggle pub, or crowded bar.
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Sirius and James track mud through time and land in the summer of a different 1995 where they receive a future they weren't quite ready for.
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Ten years after the war, Harry is working in his small Quidditch Supplies and Broom Repair shop, suddenly surprised at how fast the years have gone by. Struggling with the fact that people are still only interested in him for being Harry Potter, he settles into a quiet and comfortable life in his home and a job he loves. However, one day, a little boy who looks like he could be a miniature version of Malfoy, walks into his shop with Pansy Parkinson. Harry is immediately captivated by the little boy who seems to know all about him, and couldn’t have foreseen or imagined the way his life would change when that little boy returns asking him for help.
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30 Mar 2026
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Ron fucks up his Silencing Charms in the dorm one night. Then Malfoy does. The rest, as they say, is history.
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Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he can't stop crushing on and that damned hippogriff that tried to eat him. And he is going to tell them what's what, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef with Potter too.