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    “What the fuck is this?”

    “Ahhh, is where I can see all my ratings and reviews from rides I’ve given,” Ilya said, winked, “rides on my dick.”

    Shane blinked at him. “What.”

    “Is silly app,” Ilya said, turned the phone back to himself, and then clicked into Svetlana’s latest review - just the preview of it in which it showed she’d given him five stars and a tip, as well as leaving a photo - and then turned the phone back to Shane. “My friend made for me as silly present. Sometimes I share with people I fuck, and they rate me. Is funny.”

    This is a silly fic that takes itself seriously. Ilya has a app to rate him in bed, and Shane is mad, horny, and also going to fill out his ride reviews every single time with dedication and focus.

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    AU - Oct 2021, When Shane Hollander is attacked by bitter former teammates in a locker room, his husband Ilya Rozanov becomes both his rescuer and his anchor through a recovery marked by severe injuries and devastating retrograde amnesia. Determined to fight not only for Shane's physical and cognitive recovery but also for justice, Ilya and Shane's family mobilize a formidable team of legal strategists and crisis managers to expose the NHL's systematic cover-up and dismantle the league that enabled their assault. Through intimate moments of vulnerability, passionate reconnection, and unwavering devotion, Shane and Ilya reconstruct their bond while reclaiming the narrative from those who sought to silence them. Their journey includes reform across professional hockey.
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    TLDR: After a brutal locker room attack leaves Shane Hollander with severe physical injuries and retrograde amnesia, he and his husband, Ilya Rozanov, must navigate the agonizing process of rebuilding their lost marriage while leading a public fight to expose NHL corruption and champion systemic reform with the help of notable characters from Shonda Rhimes created shows.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    “I pee on a stick every day, take my temperature, app tells me when to fuck,” Ilya summarises succinctly. “App says we fuck today. Possibly tomorrow also.”

    “Tomorrow too?” Shane teases. “Are you just trying to get into my pants?”

    “If I was just trying to get into your pants I wouldn’t be on bottom,” Ilya points out, and he does have a point there. Not that topping is unpleasant, or anything, but it’s not exactly something Shane tends to do without an occasion. “I also wouldn’t have to use app. I would say ‘Hollander, get your dick out,’ and you get your dick out.”

    “Are you calling me easy?”

    “Yes. We are both easy, it is the best thing about our relationship.”

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    Shane and Ilya want kids, preferably soon. The details of making that happen prove to be slightly more complicated than initially anticipated.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Wyatt: I wanted to check that were still on for board game night?
    Ilya: Yes wyatt we will be be there for boring game night
    Wyatt: I'm sure that was a typo :)
    Wyatt: I also just wanted to go over the rules one more time
    Wyatt: 1. You will talk to Shane about how it’s just a game and that it’s just for fun
    Wyatt: 2. It doesn’t matter who wins or who loses
    Ilya: Yes yes I will remind him of these rules
    Ilya: Even though they are all fucking lies
    Ilya: Of course winning matters
    Ilya: And me and my Shane will crush you at your boring game
    Wyatt: Well this actually does a great job of bringing us to rule 3
    Wyatt: Winning cannot be celebrated by having sex in my bathroom

    Or: 5 times Ilya tries to fuck his husband, and 1 time he actually does.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    “Eyes on me.” There is a sharp satisfaction as those eyes lift immediately to meet his again. “I need your name.”

    The man’s lashes flutter. “Shane, sir.”

    Ilya nods and lets his hand move through Shane’s hair. It is soft, and Shane leans into the touch, eyes closing briefly as if the contact alone is enough to ground him. The response is so natural that it gives Ilya pause.

    “Tell me about your limits.” Ilya doubts he is going to be close to any limits tonight, as Shane looks like he already had a pretty rough night. But he still needs to ask, good hygiene. 

    A small smile appears on Shane’s face, he looks at Ilya deeply, eyes not wandering away as he speaks, “There are no limit, sir.” He looks at the disbelief appearing on Ilya’s face and offers, “I’m the house slave.”

     

    Or, Ilya didn’t come for attachment, but Shane, bruised, obedient, and unraveling, becomes the one thing he can’t leave broken.

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