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“ Did you know she refuses to believe you want her like this ? That she thinks you do not find her tempting at all ? That’s what we were arguing about on the way to your tent. She was afraid that you would be too altruistic, that because of the situation you would force yourself to lay with her.”
“What ? Of course not !” The words are out before Halsin can think about it, outraged at the thought.
“Exactly what I told her, thank you. Which brings us back to our current predicament. Since I cannot fuck her senseless through the night, you will.”
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Or mushrooms made them do it
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Effeuiller le bouton d'or by Meme_Cracra
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2021
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Dying never becomes any easier, does it. Jaskier has experienced it many times and in many ways before, as the buttercup on his wrist can attest to. He's died for many reasons too and, as he feels the swarming darkness enfolding him for the last time, Jaskier can't help but think that dying for love is always worth it.
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As he watches his blood slowly dripping on the ground, Jaskier wonders. Had he known how it would end, would he have done things differently ?
Would he still have spent half of his life trailing after a witcher that did not love him as he wished, travelling the Continent to sing his praise to every willing ear ?
Unbidden, the memory of Geralt’s face, sheepishly smiling as he receives a small bouquet of wildflower flashes in his mind and he knows. It might have taken him long to get here but one thing is for sure. Despite the hardships and the pain, he knows. It was all worth it.Or as he is facing what could very well be his last moment, Jaskier thinks back on his life and his journey through self discovery
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I Gladly Feast on Those Who Would Subdue Me by Meme_Cracra
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Nov 2020
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When growing up in a world full of magic, monsters and other multi dimensional beings, one was bound to meet people with weird powers and abilities from time to time. After more than forty years as a sorceress, Yennefer could say she'd seen some crazy shit already. There were not many things that could actually surprise her nowadays.
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‘What if you die.’
Bringing his free hand to Geralt’s face, Jaskier pushed so their eyes met. The frown did not leave Geralt, his mouth an unhappy moue. ‘Then I’ll come back. I’ll always come back to you.’
Or, the worst happens.
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- Part 3 of Après la pluie
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Weekend Lover by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Jul 2020
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The one night stand Jim Kirk has with the Vulcan passing through Riverside is a welcome break from the monotony. It's good, very good, but so fucking weird Jim's sure he's never gonna forget it. He's not quite expecting to run into Spock again in San Francisco. A second one night stand turns into a weekend, turns into a lot of weekends, turns into Bones joking that he's living half his week at Spock's apartment.
But! But, and this is very important: they're not dating.
What also turns out to be important is Spock's job, which Jim never bothered getting the details of. Starfleet Officer and a bartender-slash-bouncer? That's fine. Starfleet Academy Instructor and cadet? ...Less fine.
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11 Dec 2025
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The Witcher's Lark by ThedemonCat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 Aug 2025
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In a world where soulmates appear in dreams during times of greatest need, fate weaves its threads in silence.
When Julian Pankratz was just eight, his beloved mother died, leaving him alone in the care of a father who saw no worth in his half-elf son and ultimately sold him into slavery.
Sold to a witch who typically keeps him in the shape of a Lark, only changing him back into his human form when she has a task for him. Stripped of his name, Julian became Jaskier, enduring years of hardship tempered only by nightly visits from a silent dream-wolf—his unseen protector.
Meanwhile, Geralt of Rivia rose as the Warlord of the North, uniting witchers beneath his banner. Yet, even with power and armies at his command, Geralt could not ignore the recurring dreams, his soulmate. Determined to find the mysterious lark, he sent word across the realm, unaware that the soul fated for him was a slave boy named Jaskier.
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25 Aug 2025
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That Old Familiar Song by Andromeda_Awaiting
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Jaskier wanted nothing more than to drown his sorrows in ale as he contemplated just how to give Geralt his one blessing.
Needless to say, Destiny had other plans.
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Tears are Gems of the Soul by akblake
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Mar 2025
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Hobbits have the most unusual ability- when they cry, their single tear crystallizes into a colored gem... Bilbo Baggins hasn't felt emotion since the death of his parents decades ago, but being dragged on the quest and thrust into close contact with thirteen dwarves has awakened his emotions with a vengeance. Can he keep a hobbit's most guarded secret from the outsiders he's befriending, and what in the world does he do about the one he may be falling in love with? He really isn't equipped to handle this anymore! Slow build Thorin/Bilbo.
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04 Feb 2025
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Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed
Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...