LesbianlazerOwl



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  1. Summary

    Imagine the MDZS universe was briefly taken over post-canon by a random semi-omnipotent Nie Auntie that just wanted Huaisang's life to turn out okay. That. That's what happened here. It's all written with the end-goal of making that guy's life not-terrible post Guanyin temple, and not surprisingly, that takes a lot of legwork.

    I'm pretty sure all of the angst and pain and personal growth is going to be contained in the first long fic there with any additions being fluff, but we'll see.

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  3. Summary

    Ok, these are starting to need a home. Here's a collection of characters from my longer fics' alone time. They should mostly stand alone, but situation and headspace is probably heavily influenced by stuff that's not there and not canon! Anyway, enjoy a collection of short masturbation scenes.

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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    Your voice had always been sweet and soothing, a balm, a tonic, a warm blanket wrapping him up in its delicious sound. It was also, he realized in that moment, impossibly, indescribably hot.

    He was falling apart—a sleep-deprived, horny, depraved wreck of a man. With shaking fingers, he lifted his phone. Of course it was your name on his screen.


    A new twist on the classic 707 voyeurism fanfic.

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    26 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Somft 💚 (in a porny way!)

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Jinshi receives an unexpected visit from his Apothecary late one night, seeking his help on a little experiment of her own.

    Companion piece to No Touching - Not necessary to have read it.

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    20 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sensitization side effects done so, SO well

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    The carving on the jadeite was minimal but exquisite, from the hint of thick veins running up the shaft to the gentle curve of the proud head; its ridges and valleys a facsimile of life. Had Maomao guessed, when she procured it from the Verdigris house, that he would keep such a thing for himself? Would she think it base of him to resort to these means? It would only denigrate him further in her mind. Jinshi hoped she at least had a suspicion.

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    13 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfect.

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    “What is it really, Zayne? Are you jealous?”

    You take a savage pleasure in how much the accusation shakes him. His breathing hitches and he narrows his eyes, glowering back at you, brow furrowed and lips set in a thin, furious line.

    “What could there possibly be for me to be jealous of?” A muscle in his jaw twitches as he fights to keep his tone civil.

    Your eyes drift to the fancy red and black envelope on his desk next to your chart, starkly bright against the white and grey of everything else in the room. The thick paper is slightly crumpled, like his first impulse on receiving it was to screw it up, before maybe thinking better of it halfway through.

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    The week of your wedding you find out that your doctor has been tracking the late night spikes in your heart rate through your watch. Not only that, he knows where you are when they happen: The N109 Zone. But it's not just your fiancée's identity that really has Zayne so riled up, and he's decided that he's finally going to take what he's always wanted from the one that got away.

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    02 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SnowcrowMC CNC with good metamour vibes! (The ending! The author's note!)

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "I was fully confident I’d come back --!”

    “Which is the only reason I’m not astral projecting into the afterlife with your sister to smack you upside the head with Mazelinka’s spoon,” she said. Only half-joking. She was pretty sure the three of them would have found a way.

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    10 Aug 2026