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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    On February 2nd, the day before his 20th birthday, Zanka gets the nerve up to ask Jabber out again. For over a week he’s spent every waking hour—that is not otherwise dedicated to work or Team Akuta—talking to Jabber. Half the time it feels like they're locked in the pettiest, most unserious little squabbles Zanka has ever had, and he still can never get enough. It’s freeing, not monitoring every little thing he says to be palatable. He can ramble to Jabber for hours on end and vice versa without getting bored.

    Modern Fantasy/Pre-Apocalypse AU. Zanka and Jabber meet up for the first time since the party. There's plenty to celebrate.

    (Direct sequel to 'my new supplier.')

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    31 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    It’s the eyes that got him, he’ll think, later, on Friday afternoon, when he’s getting dressed to go to the cafe two blocks from his dorm, tucking a scarf around his collarbones, working clumpy drugstore mascara through his lashes. The rest of the picture was great, too, hot guy, no shirt, promising bulge in those exercise shorts. But it’s the eyes he’s most excited to see. They were looking right into the camera, right at him, with downturned corners that should have made them look gentle. Blue like concentrated ink in a bottle. The rest of the face was smiling, but the eyes were flat. Watching. Waiting, maybe. He wonders if they’ll look like that in person, too.

    Bored, broke college student Jabber Wonger meets a guy who really turns his life around.

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    31 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Zanka's palms pushed up from the floor, letting him stare daggers into the man’s skull. He watched as the other man fidgeted with one of the charms hanging off the main clock. A tiny hourglass, each stream of sand slipped past itself in a way that felt wrong, like time stuttering instead of flowing down.

    He was going to show him. Show him what he could do against his genius.

    Fuck, he had to stop saying that…

    … was his last thought as he drifted off into unconsciousness.

    Or…

    Zanka is struck by a vital instrument that throws his soul through time and space.

    He discovers how Jabber ends up by his side no matter the world and somehow… recognises him?

    (This just makes things 10x worse when his only goals were:
    1. Collect a book
    2. Impress Enjin by collecting said damned book).

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    30 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    It wasn't Zanka's decision to be uninvolved with his daughter, Ruka, until three measly months before her birth… but things hadn't exactly gone his way since he decided to stick his dick in crazy.

    [Or: Zanka's adventures in trying to co-parent with Jabber.]

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    29 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Eventually, he will understand.

    He’s very smart. He’ll spend all day toying with whatever horrible thing has taken his fancy and his eyes will light up the entire Ground at the sight of you. The heavy door will slam shut. You’ll kiss him and shiny silver will kiss you and while the floor grows a mouth and talks, you’ll hold him. He’ll let you.

    You’ll take him, right there on the talking floor, and then you’ll hold him. He’ll let you. Crack! Something breaks. His organs will part like a sea of trash until there’s enough room for you to crawl into. The princess doesn’t get to decide if she wants to be saved or not. You’ll burn the building down and then be the one to put out the fire. He will be yours.

    It will be okay.

    Or: Zanka loves Jabber. Jabber loves Zanka, even if he won't say it. He'll make him if its the last thing he does.

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    26 Jul 2026