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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Will is in the middle of a particularly grueling writing session when Jem asks a question that renders every other event on the planet suddenly unimportant.

    “Have you ever thought about having a threesome?”

    Will absolutely cannot be having this conversation. It’s one thing to be covertly in love with your hot best friend and another to also probably be in love with said best friend’s equally attractive and mindblowingly intelligent girlfriend. Who is apparently into threesomes. His entire life is one big elaborate joke.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “Sera, what the fuck?” Lucifer barked, very visibly angry.

    “I’m protecting Heaven,” Sera said sharply. “If that means dragging you back to Heaven to discourage your delusional daughter from redeeming Sinners, then so be it!”

    “You want to do what!?” Lucifer’s voice cracked. “You can’t take me back to Heaven! I can’t leave Hell!”

    “I can change that,” Sera huffed, unconcerned. “Now stop being difficult or I will make it more uncomfortable for you. I wanted to be nice, but you made me do this.”

    “You think you’re so righteous?!” the Fallen Angel laughed cruelly. “You can’t see that you’re the problem here, just like before. You refuse to see your faults and ask for forgiveness. At least I know when I’m in the wrong, unlike you!”

    Enraged, Sera backhanded him and Lucifer fell to the floor with a sharp cry.

     

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    Believing Charlie's hotel to be a danger to Heaven, Sera takes drastic measures to protect her home. And if that happens to include kidnapping the King of Hell, then so be it.

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    In the aftermath of Season 2, Lucifer is forced to pay the ultimate price that leaves his blood in Michael's hands.

    As Michael struggles with the weight of his younger brother’s death, God delivers him an unexpected reward that shakes him even further.

    Meanwhile Charlie searches for her missing father, left only with the horrid sight of his room stained in gold.

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    This wouldn't have been an issue if it had been any other day.

    Hizashi would have seen the signs of someone following him. He would have noticed the shadow following his path, would have seen the person in his peripheral, and the soft footsteps would have been picked up by his hearing aids. He might have had a faster reaction time too, and wouldn't have let them use their quirk to get him to comply.

    He certainly wouldn’t be trapped here, muzzled and hands bound behind his back, locked in an unknown room only god knows where.

    But it wasn't any other day; Hizashi hadn't picked up on the signs.


    When Present Mic goes missing, Eraserhead will do everything possible to find him. During the investigation, he uncovers much more than just what happened to the beloved voice hero.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Despite her sunny disposition, Lucifer's heir is still the Anti-Christ. Her ascension heralds the beginning of the end. But Charlie has no intention to follow the script - she'll save everyone, from the lowliest sinner to the Devil himself.

    Charlie spoke to the sound of a roar, like storms, like thunder.

    “This is my hotel, dad. My dream. My domain. No one gets to lie to me here, not even you. Tell me the real reason for the Exterminations. Just…be honest with me. Please.”

    And as her final ‘please’ hung in the air, the Devil’s expression changed one more time. Like how his perfectly blank expression revealed every previous emotion on his face to be nothing more than a painted mask for others to see, now even that blank canvas was stripped away to show what was truly underneath - a black despair, fathomless beyond mortal comprehension, resembling nothing so much as that crawling void she had glimpsed a lifetime ago at the heart of Hell.

    “I…can’t,” Lucifer said simply.

    And then he was gone. No flicker of magic or flash of a portal. Just gone.

    Or: Charlie herself is Lucifer's greatest lie, because the truth is too terrible to bear.

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    11 Jun 2026