Hippobottomus
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Acceptance (Or, Stuffing Your Feelings Down Your Partner's Throat) by Hippobottomus for lastofromance
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Aug 2019
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Why waste the time tracking him down through this miserable town? He's an ass.
But what an ass it is.
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- Part 2 of Crossing Swords
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Wagers (Or, A Dick-Measuring Contest) by Hippobottomus for lastofromance
Fandoms: One Piece
20 Jul 2019
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"I’ve turned hundreds of hardened criminals, innocent islanders, and uptight marines into moaning whores with my cock. That’s what I mean by fucking"
"I somehow doubt that given your lack of personal hygiene, and personability besides. I wouldn’t be too shocked to find you lacking in… other areas also."
"Don’t be letting your mouth write checks your ass most certainly can’t cash, Trafalgar.""My ‘ass’ has quite the bounty, Roronoa, and I’m not sure you could afford it, nor claim it with your paltry swordsmanship."
Boastful egos come to blows, and the only way to determine who's right is with an honest, completely normal wager between allies and rivals, right?
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- Part 1 of Crossing Swords
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Zoro decides that there comes a time in a man's life when he....
Or, Zoro wants to lose his virginity. Specifically to Law.
He also has no idea how to go about that.
He decides to consult the stars for guidance.
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06 Jun 2026
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The voice came from behind him, but it also came from ahead of him, above, somehow below in the earth, spoken from the trees, the roots, the still hollows beneath where small animals found hovel, and all things carried the voice of a yokai on a wind without motion. Zoro ignored it, as one should; he wasn't one to be toyed with by men, and he wasn't about to start because this time it was something supernatural beckoning. Especially when the supernatural beckoned.
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31 May 2026
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Law has spent over ten years building a life that doesn't require more of him than he's prepared to give.
He didn't account for Zoro's navigation skills.
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16 May 2026
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Something shifted in Law's expression -- small, but Zoro was paying attention now and he caught it. Darkening eyes, dilated pupils. Less yellow, less complex... less mask. "Zoro-ya," Law said, and the name in his mouth was different from how it sounded anywhere else, lower, softer than before, woven with gravitas. One could almost imagine the way he might murmur it when he--
Zoro set his sake cup down.
Bookmarked by Hippobottomus
03 May 2026
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“This was why men fell in love with strippers and escorts: it wasn't the licentiousness, the dissembling, their craven willingness to do whatever you wanted. It was the way they would, out of the blue, surprise you with the psychic ability to know what you needed.”
― Chris Bohjalian
Series
- Part 1 of Measure of a Man
Bookmarked by Hippobottomus
27 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Wonderfully depraved in a way that makes me want to cum back again and again ;)