Exile_Kettle



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    Ilya's hand falls away from the lid of the blender and hangs uselessly at his side as he rereads the words over and over, scanning his phone screen like a madman.

    @hollanov4lifee they're so adorable omgg

    @boodrambaby bro actually the way shane talks to ilya is so cute and hot and !!

    @hollanov4lifee i know lmao like shane is his mommy

    Oh.

    Oh no.

    Ilya Rozanov and the awkward, uncomfortable, all-encompassing experience of discovering calling his husband Mommy.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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    22 Mar 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    “This is Ilya. Ilya Rez-Ruz…”
    “Rozanov”, The boy said. Shane was surprised by the strange accent and deep voice of a boy his age.
    “Yes. Ilya Rozanov. He is your age, and he comes all the way from Russia. He doesn’t really know a lot of English, so Cooper and I have thought that it would be very helpful for both of you to be together. You can help him with the language, and, believe me, he can teach you a lot from hockey. He’s European; they do things differently there. Yes?”

    or; Shane and Ilya go to the same hockey summer camp every year. How much can their relationship change during those 5 years?

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    01 Mar 2026