EssenceOfAnnoyance
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Learning the Steps Made Us Weak Instead of Strong by EssenceOfAnnoyance
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
15 Feb 2025
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“Christ Alive, I forget how cracked you are,” Felix tells him, voice twined with warmth like maggots through flesh. Locus glares. Felix laughs, the same fake joviality he uses on everyone from marks to hookers to Control himself, and adds, “I mean, really, what do you think is gonna happen?"
(I.e. Locus's Agent Washington Thing)
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The terror has rubbed against her mind for so long now that it’s started to go threadbare. Nevertheless, the feeling still crouches over her- hungry, desperate, and wholly without a soul.
She can’t let herself succumb to it, for more reasons than she can recall in the moment.
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Plenty a Stitch to Wear by EssenceOfAnnoyance for Full_Moon_At_Noon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Apr 2023
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Bucky, eternally a victim of circumstance, is shanghaied into attending a party in a corset. Steve, a dutiful friend, restrains himself to only laughing on business days.
Tony folds his hands together, all business-like and firm, elbows on the table in a way Bucky’s mom always scolded him for when he was young. He’s wearing sunglasses. It’s a classic Stark look- no surprises there- but it’s also eight in the morning, and if Steve hadn't already assured him otherwise, Bucky would assume that Iron Man was more hungover than an Irishman the day after New Years.
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It's not pink, it's salmon by EssenceOfAnnoyance for Full_Moon_At_Noon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Apr 2023
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Predictably, the moment Steve sees him, he starts laughing.
“Hey,” Bucky says, offended. “Fuck you.”
(Bucky is a merman. Bucky is in a pool. If Steve doesn't shut up, Bucky might just drown him in it.)
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Verily, Shaun by EssenceOfAnnoyance for Full_Moon_At_Noon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Feb 2023
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There's a moment of radio silence. It bubbles sound at him, all carbonated water and dread, and then Steve says, perfectly mild, “There's a sheep.”
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They're just so *clenches fist* stupid by EssenceOfAnnoyance
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Apr 2022
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Death Without Taxes by EssenceOfAnnoyance
Fandom Castlevania (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Aug 2021
- Words:
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Trevor Belmont, Discount Witcher Extraordinaire by hopelesspapaya
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
14 Oct 2023
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Trevor Belmont, monster hunter, falls out of a portal and lands in Redania. Shenanigans ensue. Questions are asked. “Am I in Hell?” “Am I in Poland?” and “Witcher is just a profession, right?”
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Local Romanian Man Navigates Fantasy PolandBookmarked by EssenceOfAnnoyance
25 May 2026
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All around town, good hearts are going under by drivinghomemidnight
Fandoms: Chicago (2002), Chicago - Kander & Ebb & Fosse
14 Jan 2026
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Roxie bites hard at the corner of her bottom lip, and the sting feels good, helps her focus. She narrows her eyes at Velma. “I still hate you.”
Velma hums. “You mentioned. I try to make peace with it,” she says, quirking her lips. “Look, fact is, we’re partners now. We’re in this together, whether we like it or not.”
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Roxie and Velma, after.
Bookmarked by EssenceOfAnnoyance
24 May 2026
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The Crawler's Guide to Ethical Sex in Evil Murder Dungeons by the_unseelie_lord
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
25 Apr 2026
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I thought I was prepared for everything this dungeon was going to throw at me.
One extremely drunken incubus in the Medium Skyfowl Settlement made me realize how wrong I was.
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- Part 1 of [New Quest] Content Creator
Bookmarked by EssenceOfAnnoyance
26 Apr 2026
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my black eye casts no shadow by snarwor
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Feb 2026
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Dunk had once gotten a fortune from a dreamspeaker in Flea Bottom: You're going to get punched in the face a lot. A more accurate warning would have been: You're going to punch and be punched in the face lots of times by the love of your life. And you'll both probably deserve it.
Five times when Dunk and Lyonel met, fought, and kissed before Ashford + once when only one of those things happened.
Bookmarked by EssenceOfAnnoyance
05 Mar 2026
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let it go it was sworn to go by Moorishflower
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
03 Mar 2026
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Dunk never felt so young as he did around Egg. Young, and terrified, and stupid. So he had to be tall, for the both of them, even though sometimes what he wanted, more than anything else, was for someone bigger and stronger and kinder to pat him on the head and tell him it would all be fine.