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    How did he let this happen?

    Shane's not sure.

    One moment, he was on the gym floor not staring at Rozanov's gorgeous sweaty body. Then Shane was standing up, but his legs were weak for some god forsaken reason and Rozanov was there, just an arm around his waist to keep him upright, and now...

    Well.

    Now Shane's on his knees on the floor of Ilya Rozanov's shower.

     

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    Heated Rivalry, but the boys are forced to have an honest conversation around 8 years earlier than they do in canon.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov both make a shock move to Ottawa. Wanting to come out strictly on their own terms, Ilya devises a chaotic master plan: slowly terrorize Hockey Twitter with an escalating series of cryptic, domestic tweets until they finally hard-launch.
    (AU where the FanMail Incident never happens)

     

    It mostly goes something like this:

    @baddest_bitchEVR WAIT WHY ARE ALL THEIR TEAMMATES IN THE REPLIES??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB??? ARE THEY TROLLING US???

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Shane knows he has a year to make things work on the Cens. That’s how long he signed with them on a bullshit try-out contract that’s way under his fair market value. And, yeah, he could’ve held out and haggled to get a better deal or waited to see if he’d get better offers - any offers - from other teams. But Shane hates uncertainty and signing with the Cens guarantees he’ll play hockey - with Ilya too.

    It just means he has a year to prove - to the Cens, to other teams, to the whole fucking world of hockey - that he’s still the best player in the league and a generational talent and worth a fat contract with term. Even if he’s half-Japanese and gay and married to Ilya.

    The first and most important step is Tanner Dillon.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]

    Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?

    [There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]

    Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.

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    31 Aug 2026