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Please Mr. Postman, Look and See, is There a Letter in Your Bag for Me by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Dec 2023
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Klaus gets a pen pal. The pen pal just happens to be on the moon.
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We may be on top of the universe, But there is a hero in my soul; Let it out, Let it out, Let it out by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Apr 2021
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In a far away land, full of magic and mischief, there were seven bandits fighting an unjust ruler. One would think this was a story about how they took him down and saved the kingdom, but one would be wrong. For this is a love story about a guard who had been robbed one too many times by the bandits and the bandit who caught his eye.
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Is it Right to be Treated so Bad When You Give Everything You Had by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
24 Feb 2021
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Whenever someone came into The Rolling Stones Bakery, Klaus would hide behind the counter or duck into the backroom, not wanting to be seen. He knew how people would react to seeing a homeless junkie in the bakery, let alone behind the counter. So he knew it was better if he hid. He was sure of it.
Dave didn't agree.
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- Part 4 of The Rolling Scones Bakery
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for what it's worth, you are the closest thing to love; imagine how we collide in trouble but shine on for a thousand years by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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Dave hadn’t ever dated. Not properly. He’d thought some about girls and realized they weren’t for him, he’d thought about boys and hoped his soulmate was a boy. He didn’t know much about his soulmate, only the first name, written into his skin on his left thigh.
Number 00.04
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dig a little deeper and die young; become the dirt on my boots by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 Nov 2020
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He just wanted to make a connection, different than all the others he's made before. Something real. Something beyond sex.
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In which Dave runs a bakery and treats Klaus like a human being. Klaus is defenseless against such exotic and alluring traits.
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Klaus is a Ghost Empath. He doesn't like it very much. The Ghosts Do.
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For Bad Things Happen Bingo. I plan to blackout the card, babey.
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Baby (You've Got What It Takes) by CowgayKermit, LunaticLycan
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Jul 2020
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Klaus finds the one person he's willing to get sober for: his baby boy, Jackson.
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five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are) by CowgayKermit
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 Jul 2020
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listen sometimes y'need some wholesome fluffly humor. so many angsty fics out there. we all need to smile from time to time and as one of those writers who writes those angstsy fics it is nice to write the wholesome fluffy humor so here y'go my friends
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What happens in Vegas by Ididloveyou_once
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
09 May 2022
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57 missed calls.
Bart_ahhh tagged you and one other in a postThe Gazette (4 hours ago)
Bruce Wayne’s youngest eligible bachelor is off the market: Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped in Vegas [EXCLUSIVE pictures]63 unread messag-
Tim jolted upright. His eyes scanned over the headline again. Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped… Timothy Drake-Wayne what?
And with who?
Or: Tim and Conner accidentally get married in Vegas and decide to stay that way until they can get quietly divorced. It’s simple. Except the Bats are detectives and the press is relentless and oh, Tim is hopelessly in love with his best frie- husband?
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- Part 1 of Husbands with benefits
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
24 Jun 2026
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Five year old Tim Drake is abandoned at a police station by a mother on the run. Jim Gordon and Batman investigate to find out what happened to cause a mother to abandon her son like that. Meanwhile, what will become of Tim?
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
23 Jun 2026
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Lady Shiva takes an interest in the newest Robin that Batman has sent to Europe for training. It's only after spending time with him, after training him, that she realizes something here is not as it seems. When she digs further, what she finds has her rethinking her entire life as an assassin-for-hire.
Or, Timothy Drake disrupts Sandra Wu-San's way of thinking and gets his sister earlier than expected.
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- Part 1 of nitimur in vetitum
Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
18 Jun 2026
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4 times jack drake had to co-parent with bruce wayne + 1 time he didn't by DairyFarmer
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 Dec 2025
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“He told me he was visiting friends! But apparently he left out the part about taking a spaceship to see them!”
Jack’s pacing was beginning to wear holes into the carpet.
“How did he even get his hands on a spaceship? His allowance is only ten dollars a week and he spends most of it on chips and candy!”
Suddenly, Wayne frowned slightly, the corners of his lips turning down as his brow furrowed.
“Tim said you stopped giving him an allowance because he was failing Calculus.”
Jack turned to him, bewildered.
“Tim’s failing Calculus?”
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In which Jack Drake does not die in a home invasion and is now, inexplicably, co-parenting his only child with another man. Something Jack would protest if he didn't desperately need him because raising his son was a two-person job.
Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
08 Jun 2026
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Tim Drake knows that Batman needs a Robin. When Bruce and Dick aren't interested in what he has to say, Tim makes his way to the cemetery to say a few words to the boy he's trying to replace.
Tim has the chance to say far more than he expected when Jason digs himself out of his grave that night. Tim does his best to get Jason home to Bruce. The League of Assassins finds them first.
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
05 Jun 2026