A_real_jerk
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Stuck in the middle with you (call it Cain instant) by A_real_jerk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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“Can you- for just one second- gain the ability to be hateable? Please?”
Tim's hands stopped typing on the batcomputer, somehow more shocked than his own mind. He didn’t quite know how to react. Really, there were a multitude of ways he could shift this conversation, knight to E7 and all that. “...I see you're practicing American pleasantries, that’s nice.”
“Can you take this seriously, Drake?”
“I mean- I guess I could try but… I don't really uh” Tim paused. He looked above Damian's shoulders, expecting someone to come help him figure out what's happening, yet he was bemused to find no human soul down in the cave with them; an irresponsible decision if you asked him. After all the-
“Drake, focus.” Damian broke him out of his thoughts.Or 5 times Damian tried to hate Tim and 1 time he gives up
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Batman and Superman are dating? No wayyy… by A_real_jerk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
30 Jan 2026
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After Captain Marvel is revealed to be a 15-year-old boy, the justice league agreed on two things
1: The captain would stay on the team under supervision and a promise not to transform in battle again.
2: compromising secrets would have to be revealed in due time and taken without judgment.
Some secrets were unsurprising, others left members dumb founded. The greatest scoop, the topic taking over Barry and Hal’s mind, was what the Dark Knight slipped just the day before.
little did they know how unbelievable some secrets could be...Or
5 times the Justice League thought Batman was lying about dating Superman +1 time they were proved wrong
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Tim's parents are going on another dig. And this is expected behavior, but Tim is getting lonely, so he comes to the really smart decision to demand his neighbors (the Wayne's) to let him stay there while his parents are away. He leaves out the fact that they're going to be gone for a bit longer than a weekend, and the Wayne's currently hate his guts.
Can healing happen? Can Tim grow a conscious? Is it possible for them to become family? 2/3 of these things happen within this fic.
Rated M for Violence <3
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- Part 3 of Gotham's Chessboard
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17 May 2026
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If You Give a Talon a Cookie... by alexandria_library_of
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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How do you thank an undead bird assassin for saving your life?
You give him an Oreo, of course!
Or,
BabyStalker!Tim Drake gives Talon!Dick a cookie. The Talon follows him home. Then Timmy's adopted. Then he’s adopted again. And again.
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- Part 1 of Come Listen All Ye Fair Maids
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06 Apr 2026
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Another Dead Robin by CoffeeTrees
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
24 May 2026
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On the day of his 15th birthday, Tim Drake died and ended up as the imaginary friend of none other than a young Jason Todd of another dimension.
This is not that dimension. Though Tim finds himself in another world, his body does not.
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This is the companion story to the main work of this series, 'Whatever happened to Imaginary Friends?'. Though this could be read as a standalone, as this story progresses, it'll become more and more confusing without reading the main work.Series
- Part 5 of Imaginary Friend
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15 Mar 2026
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A Roleswap AU. HK800 is a unique investigative android, and one of the oldest recorded deviants, almost indistinguishable from a human in his behaviours and attitudes. As the deviancy crisis sweeps the streets of Detroit, he is loaned out to the DPD, and assigned to a partner - the most robotic human he's ever met.
Struggling to get along at first, they learn to coexist, to cooperate, and, eventually, to fill the void in each other's lives.
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29 Nov 2025
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Robert was taken in by Shroud, raised by the name. Unknown to him that his only purpose to uncle Elliot is as a battery as somehow, the pulse was absorbed into Robert as a small child. He's grown up with this life, inside a safe house forever unless his powers were needed. He's always been glad to help Elliot whenever he's needed, its what helps soothes his loneliness inside the safe house.
Until unprecedently the battery is found but its.. Robert?
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22 Nov 2025