parfies
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and everybody knows. everybody knows by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
19 Apr 2026
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"Parrot."
"I love this."
"Parrot."
"I love you."
Whatever happened next wasn't really Wifies' fault. It was the alcohol, probably. Or maybe it was Parrot just spurring him on too far. Though that's what he wanted, right?
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Parrot and wifies get a little freaky after an irl stream
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I feel really cool formatting a fanfic summary like this. I'm a professional. First time guys everybody cheer!
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- Part 1 of parfies
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he kisses me, it feels like cannibalism by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
28 May 2026
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"Does it feel good?" Wifies asked.
"Urrghk," Parrot replied.
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Wifies takes up Parrot's offer on fisting him
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I hope someone comes to my home and shoots me dead. Enjoy
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- Part 2 of parfies
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kill me romantically by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
29 May 2026
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"Hurts," Parrot whimpered, eyes squeezing shut again.
"I know," Wifies sighed, shoving his sweatpants down. "Your suffering is beautiful."
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Wifies is an evil man. Parrot likes it, probably.
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I know I just released a sequel fic on them but I genuinely can't stop thinking of them. What is this curse. Help me. I've never written smut before until these two. What have they done to me
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- Part 3 of parfies
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good boy syndrome by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
29 Jun 2026
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"This is humiliating," Wifies grumbled.
Now he knew how it felt. No matter, though—Parrot suddenly found a firm grip in his head and yanked him forward onto his bulge.
"It's okay, puppy," he said, grinning at the way every reaction was stronger than the last. "Just be a good boy and choke on my cock."
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A doggy is nothing if he don't have a bone ☹️
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- Part 4 of parfies
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"Wifies," he said, very slowly. "I do care. Enough to manage a week without talking because you didn't need any distractions."
"Show me, then."
What?
"What?" Parrot brought his phone closer. "Show you what?"
Another strange sigh came through the phone.
"Show me how you care."
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finding a good summary for the fic is almost as hard as writing the damn thing. parfies esex. there you go
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- Part 5 of parfies
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u + me = <3 (forever and ever and ever) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
19 Jul 2026
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"It's not like I'm ashamed to be with you."
It was a very simple, short sentence. It shouldn't have had much of an impact on Wifies. But it did—immediately, all the tension in Wifies' body was released, and he let out a deep exhale as Parrot snuggled closer. It was like the entire world was lifted off his shoulders.
He turned to bury his face in Parrot's hair. "I love you."
"Yep," Parrot said, smile evident. "I know."
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5 times Wifies is obvious about Parrot + 1 time he doesn't have to be
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You're right stravery, "u + me = <3" IS about parfies
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- Part 6 of parfies
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his anatomy is identical to mine by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
23 Jul 2026
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Reina was great company. She was observant, smart, and painfully blunt when it came to proving a point.
That's why Parrot took every word she said into great consideration.
Especially when, once the bell rang and brought their conversation to a close, she ended it with a final thought.
"Wifies is strange," she shrugged, since he wasn't around to hear it. "I just think you should be careful."
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Parrot learns to live with a dead body, and thinks everything will turn out alright if he just survives until summer break.
Enter: Wifies.OR
I fucking love writing horror that shit gets me so hard
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- Part 7 of parfies
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"Do what you want with me," he says, and pierces Wifies right in the gut and lights it on arousing fire, hot pink and dizzying. "I might pass out, though."
Wifies' cognitive functions are far behind him. The statement alone checks off five items on the list of Wifies' Taboo Kinks That Shall Not Be Disclosed At This Time.
Parrot can't be real, right?
"Can I—," his voice is meek, and he swallows. The spit is coarse against his throat. If it were Parrot's saliva, it'd be easier, he knows. "Can I keep going, if—if you do?"
"Yeah, whatever."
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somnophilia.
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- Part 8 of parfies
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When he sits down, they don't speak for several seconds, and Wifies already wants to throw up and die.
"Hey," she says, finally. "You look good."
Aaaa?
He doesn't want to hear that from anyone but Parrot, but he hides his aversion.
"Thanks," he says, and takes a sip of his coffee. "So, say what you need to say."
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Wifies has to meet with an ex. Parrot really fucking hates that, actually, what the fuck, Wifies?
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YOU FOLLOWED ME OUT AND SAID, DARLING DONT LEAVE 😭😭😭😭😭
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- Part 9 of parfies