Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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Teenage Dirtbag by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jan 2026
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"I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God."
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Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.
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- Part 1 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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how to manipulate, buy, and cry your way through life by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Ilya is perched in a perfect slav-squat on the roof of a matte-black limousine. He is wearing a neon-green tracksuit and a $5,000 silk robe that is whipping violently in the wind. In one hand, he holds a grease-stained burger bag; in the other, a half-eaten Double Quarter Pounder.
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Ilya and his friends have never claimed to be the sanest. How could you be, if you have a nine-figure inheritance, influential parents, and the entire capital city at your disposal?
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- Part 2 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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rich boyfriend energy (derogatory) by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jan 2026
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Shane is injured, the hospital food is beige, and Hayden Pike thinks he's doing a good deed by adding Lily to the group chat.
He doesn't realize Lily is actually Ilya Rozanov in a neon green tracksuit, currently flying across the Atlantic with five other unhinged Russians to perform an emergency medical extraction.Or
Technically, Lily is a state of mind. And that state of mind is currently holding a crowbar.
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- Part 3 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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The Chemical Composition of a Boring Canadian by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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"Do not mind him, Dima," Ilya sighed. "He is sensitive. He thinks red lights are mandatory."
"They are!" Shane yelled, his voice cracking. "That is the literal definition of a red light!"
Dima didn't look back. He gripped the steering wheel with the intensity of a man strangling a ghost. "Shane. You must understand," Dima’s voice was a low, mechanical rumble. "Momentum is a gift from the Motherland, and to waste it is a sin. I do not sin in this car."
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Ilya decides it's time for Shane to meet his childhood friends, it is not consensual. (Shane is being kidnapped)
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- Part 4 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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The Canadian export tax (or, why Shane Hollander owns a flamethrower). by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Ilya reached into the pocket of his neon tracksuit and pulled out a slightly crumpled $100 bill. He stood up, walked to the center of the room, and slammed it into a gold-rimmed Versace vase that was currently serving as a glorified trash can for Sasha's empty sunflower seed bags.
"A tax," Ilya said, already unwrapping another piece of gum. "Every time the Canadian says something that makes me want to die of boredom, we pay the tax. When the jar is full, we buy him a personality."
Ilya looked at the lone $100 bill sitting at the bottom of the vase. "He still eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast," Ilya whispered, his voice trembling. "We are going to need a much bigger vase."
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Swear Jar? More like Boring Jar, but instead of making Shane pay the gang just throw in an arbitrary amount of money to buy him a personality
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- Part 5 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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Housten, we have a problem by Nullevoy for chocolatefreckle
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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"I SEE THE HAMSTER IN YOUR EYES, HOLLANDER!" Ilya roared, leaning so far over his desk that his headset slipped down to his neck. "DO NOT NEGLECT THE RODENT! HE IS SAD! PET HIM!"
"I DON'T HAVE IT!" Shane screamed back, sweat dripping down his temple. "IT’S NOT THERE!"
"YOU ARE LIAR!"
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Hollanov + the moscow six play Spaceteam for a charity stream, it goes about as well as you'd expect
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The NHL Charity Stream where Shane Hollander brings a highlighted instruction manual to a knife fight, Dima Volkov refuses to brake on moral grounds, and Ilya Rozanov decides that "teamwork" is just a synonym for "tackling your rival on live stream".
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- Part 6 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4