It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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For Phil it was always the world.
It was hard living with an empty nester, to help ease his pain Technoblade goes out looking for a kid to adopt (Kidnap). Into his small family. Unfortunately for you, it seems you're the one who has fallen victim to Techno’s plan.
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Phil only had one wish, and that was for a family before he could only dream about such a thing happening. Well before he met Techno. Technoblade was a selfish man, a mob boss, and he didn't know the word no. If he wanted something he got it, if it wasn't for sale, it would still be his by the end of the day. So when Phil decides he wants to expand the family. Willing or not you were going to be a part of that family.
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"Anything is yours child. Anything you could ever want or need. It can all be yours, I'll give you everything and anything you desire. You can get the love no one saw you worthy of. All you have to do is say yes... just one little promise and the world is yours"
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People pretended you weren’t being neglected by your parents, choosing to accept the lies when you fell or that you were clumsy. It was easier than having to deal with the truth, that there is cruelty everywhere.
Y/n has given up on finding happiness, in a place no one chooses to see her. So when the first person to offer her kindness is a stalker named Phil. She takes the chance and grabs it, as messed up as his love may be.
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Phil finds a young child on the edge of starving... And freezing to death. Upon seeing the child eye color. Phil decides this is the perfect time for his only son, Sir Billiam III aka Technoblade to adopt.
Too bad the man isn't interested in the slightest. Handing the child off his butler Ranboo the moment the oppritunity presented itself. Y/n was promised a family, only time will tell if she can get one.
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Never Enough by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
22 Dec 2023
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The newly named man Technoblade pulled me away. He waved his hand out to Phil, gesturing to him. “He’s your mother, and I’m your father” Phil went white. As he opened his mouth.
“You said if I was enough… you wouldn’t kidnap anymore children” and with a straight face Technoblade said with a loss of interest “Well you weren’t enough”
______We were all searching for something, I was looking for a family. But to find one, first I was going to have to survive yet another winter. Just one more, as many as I have to, to find a home that’s all mine.
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In a perfect world, my Daddy Phil would have never have had to have taken a loan in the first place, one he had no hopes in paying back. Or even if he did take the loan my mommy would still be alive, and Phil wouldn't have had to make more choices all on his own. Maybe she would have stopped him, kept him away from making a terrible bet with our lives as collateral.
We didn't win....
And now our lives...aren't ours anymore.
Now they too belong to the SCP Foundation.Series
- Part 6 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
- Part 1 of The name you'll hear everyday
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I held the child rather tight, unsure of why I felt compelled to keep her.
She remained unvocal, the only kind of sign I received from her. That she was still alive were the small shakes in her body. As she shut her eyes closed. I tapped her face looking for a sign she could hear me. Answering to my taps she opened her eyes halfway, her vision blurry from tears. "Sorry Daddy, sorry..." She cried. And it was like something broke me. How someone so small, how anyone could allow her to get like this.
"I'm cold Daddy..." She sobbed. I tightened my jacket around her. "Daddy's here kid, Daddy's here. I ain't going nowhere."
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Schlatt finds himself in a difficult situation. He wasn't expecting to become a dad today, but I guess in the moment most parents don’t. So when he finds a sick looking child tittering on life or death. He decides fuck it being a dad can't be that hard.
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- Part 7 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
- Part 1 of Just the two of Us, Right?
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Time is ticking!
Technoblade and Phil plan to steal Y/n from her father Schlatt. Can you make it further than they can catch up? Will you make it home, or will home be by their definition.(Part 2 of the Just the two of us right series)
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- Part 8 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
- Part 2 of Just the two of Us, Right?
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They promised.
Promised to take me home… Time is ticking. But there is nowhere to run to.
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"I can't wait, she's sure to keep me young. I can't wait for her to call me Mama, do you want to be called Daddy? Or Papa" as Phil squeezed me, there was a smugness in Technoblades voice before he answered. "Daddy, I'll take great joy in Schlatt finding out the kid he adored. Is calling me by the name he wanted all to himself." Phil laughed darkly before placing me into the bed. "Good idea... It'll take a bit more time. But Y/n will surely change her tune sooner or later"Under the covers...
I wished for Daddy to come find me.
He promised never to abandon me, Daddy said he wasn’t going anywhere. Then where was he?
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- Part 9 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
- Part 3 of Just the two of Us, Right?
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I should have known I was doomed. The moment Phil introduced me to his family. No, the second he called me snowflake with a hint of affection.
Or was it the day we met?
Either way, this wasn't supposed to happen.How was I supposed to realize?! After all there were no stories of Fae adopting human children into their families.
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- Part 10 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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Forever means Forever by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
04 Jul 2023
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Forever wanted Phil, and if it took fighting in a war to be with his beloved. Then so be it.
So, Forever didn’t plan on him already having a kid in his image. Say kid, can you say Daddy?Series
- Part 11 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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Get Well Soon? by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
16 Oct 2023
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I was alone for a long time.
I didn't want to get adopted, I just wanted to eat my fill on free carrots and hop away. I didn't think the hybrids who owned the farm would want me to stay... When I got sick, it had to have been just bad luck. I never imagined they would try and force me to stay. Nor did I question why I never got better.
How could I have known, what one was capable of to make sure I never escaped.Series
- Part 12 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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It's Gonna Be Alright by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
28 Aug 2023
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It should have been clear. I am a nicotine addict, not a creeper at the park. So I found this kid and have been taking care of them. At least my adopted (kidnapped) child isn’t isn’t eating the rocks, Karen.
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- Part 13 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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All of a Sudden, Everything becomes Alright by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
31 Oct 2023
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Schlatt gets a little more then he bargained for while scavenging for supplies in the middle of an apocalypses. Because of all the times to adopt an abandoned child it just had to be now.
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- Part 14 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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A Tale of Land and Sea by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
05 Feb 2024
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Y/n is a lonely Selkie, caught between two worlds.
Too old to be adopted by her kind and too young to brave the challenges of the unforgiving ocean, she leaves her coat on the sandy shore for a man named Phil to unexpectedly find. Phil offers her warmth, food, and the promise of a family, but Y/n's heart is torn between the security of land and the irresistible call of the ocean.Series
- Part 15 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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Feast of Regret by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
25 Mar 2024
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What do you do when you’re the 63rd winner of the hunger games, with no parents to speak of... You get adopted (sold) to the father of the only contestant you killed of course.
Phil desperately wants to know what Tommy's last words were, before his death. Even if it means adopting the same child… who killed him.
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- Part 16 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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A Tale of Worth by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
27 Mar 2025
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It was challenging being a king. I'm happily married, and suddenly all my employees went behind my back and brought in a princess to maintain peace. Despite my objections, they insisted on an arranged marriage. I never even wanted to meet the princess, let alone marry her. So, my husband Phil stepped in to handle the situation. And now, we're in the process of adopting the very child they wanted me to marry.
I did not sign off on any of this, let alone becoming a Dad.
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- Part 17 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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Fleurs Mortelles by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
23 Jul 2024
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You're the youngest Princess of the Antarctic Empire, but also the black stain on the family and the punching bag of mistreatment. You think it will end one day, hoping for love from your father Phil and your brothers. But the mistreatment never ceases, and you realize you'll never be loved in return. The flowers growing inside, threaten to suffocate you. If not, then it will be the thorns that stab your heart.
Hanahaki Disease
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- Part 18 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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Phil is a single dad willing to go to any lengths for his child.
So can you call it kidnaping, when he escaped and brought his child home?Series
- Part 19 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
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The Writer's Crypt by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, SDMP | Sleep Deprived SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
22 Oct 2024
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A collection of my unfinished stories. The fluff version.
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- Part 20 of It's not Kidnapping its Surprise Adoption
- Part 2 of Collection of unfinished endings