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Dressed in Yellow? On Wednesday? No, no, no by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
02 Mar 2022
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Sigh.... Once I got started I couldn't stop myself and this kind of just popped out ..
Set 60 years earlier, we look back at the friendship between Penelope and Eloise, or PenEloise, as they are called by those that know and love them well. They are always together and looking to get into mischief of some sort.Series
- Part 1 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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A Polindentury Wedding by tuesdaysrose for itwasglorious, p0linl0vePA, britishteacup (littlebritishteacup), Tea4e
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
02 Mar 2022
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If you just want to laugh... This is pure crack, ridiculousness. I don't even know what came over me...
Characters are not mine
Song inspired by: Encanto's We don't talk about BrunoImagine...
After 75 years of commitment and communication issues, our Himbo and Wallflower finally admit their feelings for one another after being reunited at Whispering Chase Care Home one summer afternoon. In true Polin style, they literally ran into each other with their walkers while coming around the corner on their way to the bingo refreshment table for some lemonade and the rest is history. A wedding is planned.
And in true Bridgerton fashion, chaos ensues...
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- Part 2 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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A Hairy Situation by tuesdaysrose for p0linl0vePA
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton - Fandom
23 Mar 2022
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Colin finds himself in quite a hairy situation on his most recent travels. As he heads home to English soil, will he be able to find the remedy for his ailments? And how will Penelope fit into this story?
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Lady Whistledown's Society Papers
Dearest readers,
There appears to have been quite a .. shall we say, hairy, situation at the Bridgerton home this week. This author has it on good authority that the third Bridgerton brother, Mr. Colin Bridgerton, has returned from his most recent travels much earlier than expected, which should have been a joy for his Mama and the rest of his large family. Yet, it seems that he hasn't been seen since being taken back to his bachelor lodgings this past Tuesday. Why he is hiding himself, this author is sure to find out.
Stay tuned dear readers.
Lady WhistledownSeries
- Part 3 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Mirror, Mirror, On The Carriage Wall by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
23 Mar 2022
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"Mirror mirror on the carriage wall,
I wish for Colin to notice me at the ball."Wishes upon a mirror may not always reap the rewards you expect.
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- Part 4 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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A Quill For You, A Quill For Two by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
06 Apr 2022
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As Colin browsed the merchant's items, a flash of pink caught his eye. It was tucked behind the other items on display.
FOR POLIN WEEK 2022: Day 3 - Polin Day, Pen Pals
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- Part 5 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Walking to the teashop where she works on her novel each day, passing by the large window display, she cannot help but look at her reflection.FOR POLIN WEEK 2022: Day 5 & 7:
Modern AU & MirrorsSeries
- Part 6 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Pen In The Sky With Diamonds by tuesdaysrose for p0linl0vePA, Tea4e
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
04 May 2022
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Penelope Featherington has a secret identity and you may be surprised to find out it's not quite what you think it is. Of course, the famous scribbler is her alter ego, but who is she really? Why did Lady Whistledown become so famous so quickly? Could there be other forces at work?
Dear one, you must read on to find out.
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- Part 7 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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October 2nd In London by Tea4e, tuesdaysrose for p0linl0vePA
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 May 2022
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Penelope spent six years of her life living with her father and younger sister in America. While living in Philadelphia, Pen met one of her best friends, Jenn. They lived across the street from one another and became close almost immediately, bonding over their love of books.
A few years after Pen moved back to London, she moved into a flat with her boyfriend Colin. Jenn is coming to visit Pen in London where they will experience one of their favourite passions together in London! Can you guess what it is?
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- Part 8 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Voice To Text Mishap by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
31 May 2022
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Colin is sitting at the bar, deep in his feelings and makes a rash decision to text Penelope a quick confession of said feelings. Using his voice to text feature on his phone, he drunkenly slurs out his confession, hits send and awaits her response.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Epilogue added... Colin and Penelope have gotten married! Even though Len is not the best man, because Benedict is always going to be the best man, he's still making a speech at the reception.
Does anyone else know about the text mishap or has it been a tightly held secret? We shall see..
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- Part 9 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Mad Libs Declarations by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 May 2022
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Colin Bridgerton is in love with his best and closest friend Penelope Featherington. He doesn't know when it happened, but that hardly matters, since he is absolutely certain that she's the one he's supposed to be with. Yet, he doesn't know how to tell her.
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- Part 10 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Polin, The Thirteenth by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
13 May 2022
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They planned a romantic holiday to Limassol, Cyprus and he decided that this was it. He would propose the day they arrived, so they could celebrate the entire time they were there. Their flight was delayed and they had a ton of turbulence which was uncommon. He had planned an entire day filled with fun and romance for the two of them, so his plans were delayed. However, he did not realize that it was Friday the 13th, until Pen mentioned it as they were getting ready to leave the hotel. Colin wasn't superstitious..... So he wasn't worried. Maybe he should have been….
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- Part 11 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Capri Suns on a Friday Night by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 May 2022
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Colin tries really hard to put his straw into his Capri Sun pouch, and ends up needing help from Penelope.
Okay, the inspiration for this fic goes to @p0linl0vePA, @Tea4e and my daughter.
Who knew how much fun you could have on a Friday night with Capri Suns??
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- Part 12 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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"It seems that you received the wrong cake." Colin said, feeling nervous. "It appears that I…uh…I might have mislabeled a few orders that day."
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- Part 13 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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"The Dark Is Afraid Of My Wife" - Colin "My Wife" Bridgerton by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
18 May 2022
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Colin Bridgerton witnessed his wife, Penelope, do something absolutely amazing. And he had never heard of anything like it before. It was something that he would have NEVER been able to do or survive.
Prior to their marriage in 1815, Colin, admittedly, had very little knowledge of the affairs of women. He never found the rakish lifestyle of his older brothers or friends appealing, and why else would he need to have such knowledge?
If only the female body wasn't so confusing.
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- Part 14 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Colin's New Hobby by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
18 May 2022
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Colin was telling his family of his newest hobby, pickling. BUT every single one of his siblings kept telling him to stop talking about it, because what he pickled was inappropriate.
Colin really didn't understand what was so inappropriate about pickling this particular exotic fruit. He had learned about the fruit and the different ways to prepare and eat this fruit while he was in the Philippines.
Maybe Penelope can help him understand.
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- Part 15 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Does Whatever a Spider Can... by tuesdaysrose, ZaphyTaphy
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
20 May 2022
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Penelope's face flushed and before she could say that it was nothing, Eloise spoke up. "It seems that Penelope thinks that you are the Spiderman, brother."
"What?" He asked. He had a weird look on his face, a gleam in his eye, that Penelope couldn't quite figure out. She felt her face heat more and was surprised to see that his own had flushed slightly.
Oblivious, Eloise continued, "I know, right? It's utterly ridiculous! To think that Colin Bridgerton could possibly be the Spiderman, it's laughable."
🎶Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size
Even his sheets can catch flies
Look out, here comes the Spiderman
Is he strong, listen bud
He's full of Bridgerton blood
Can he swing from a thread?
Right over Penelope's head
Hey there, there goes the Spiderman🎶Series
- Part 16 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Colin "Powers" Bridgerton by tuesdaysrose
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
19 May 2022
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Mr. Charming himself, Colin Bridgerton, has finally realized he has fallen in love with Penelope Featherington, but he doesn't have the confidence to approach her on his own. So, when he met the one and only, world famous, Austin Powers, he decided he had to learn the art of seduction from the master himself.
Did this approach work, you ask? Well, let's find out, shall we?
A series of drabbles.
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- Part 17 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Colin from Target by tuesdaysrose for p0linl0vePA
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
23 May 2022
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Penelope Featherington has been going through a dry spell. Okay, I wouldn't exactly call it a dry spell. Let's call it what it really is .. a desert .. a dust bowl .. a deserted island .. icy tundra .. well, you get the picture.
I mean, she's not even been on a date, much less put herself in close enough proximity to anyone that may be remotely interested in her in years.
Why, you may ask?
It may have something to do with pining after one man for so long that she's forgotten how to even speak to another man or flirt with one. Goodness, she doesn't even notice when men are staring blatantly at her ample cleavage while out at the pub with her friends. Her eyes (and cleavage) are reserved for one.
The problem? He doesn't know.
Who is this man? You'll have to read more to find out..
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- Part 18 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Penelope's Mystery Package by tuesdaysrose, ZaphyTaphy
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton - Fandom
05 Jun 2022
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The age old question….What do women do when they are feeling out of sorts?
Well, when that woman was Penelope Featherington, she clicked "Add To Cart", and purchased herself a brand new, shiny, amazingly powerful, bejeweled and beautiful… item.
And yes, it did lift her spirits and make her feel better!!
**Before anyone asks: No, this story is not about depression and I am absolutely NOT making light of those that deal with depression, as I suffer with bouts of depression myself. This story is about feeling out of sorts, for some unknown reason, as you will see as you read.**
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- Part 19 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness
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Pen's Friend Patty or Colin Geeks Out at a Star Trek Convention by tuesdaysrose, ZaphyTaphy
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
10 Jun 2022
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Pen's Friend Patty or Colin Geeks Out at a Star Trek Convention
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- Part 20 of Polin Crack Ridiculousness