Colin "Powers" Bridgerton

Mr. Charming himself, Colin Bridgerton, has finally realized he has fallen in love with Penelope Featherington, but he doesn't have the confidence to approach her on his own. So, when he met the one and only, world famous, Austin Powers, he decided he had to learn the art of seduction from the master himself.
Did this approach work, you ask? Well, let's find out, shall we?
A series of drabbles.

Notes:

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this silly nonsense! I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!
I enjoy writing ridiculous humor, as many of you already know. And THIS will be no exception! In fact, it may get quite ridiculous and off the wall, so just a warning!
There's to be no rhyme nor reason, no timeline, and no real sequence of events. Just whatever strikes my fancy at the moment.
One of the things you may notice, will be that Colin will not be the only one poked fun at here. Oh, no, no, no!!! Most of the Polin fluff fic writers, me included, have used the tag "Colin Bridgerton being an idiot" at least once or twice. But how often has it been reversed? Penelope definitely will be on the receiving end here, as well! But I'm certainly NOT making a new tag, because Pen is a BAMF most times!
This is purely written for fun and just a lighthearted read for those wanting something to brighten their day!
Kudos and comments are always welcome and appreciated!

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Work Text:

When Colin "Powers" Bridgerton whispers, "Do I make you horny, baby?" to Penelope Featherington, he is expecting only one reaction.

This. Was. Not. It.

Penelope runs her hands all over her body to check for horns and says, "No, I don't think so!"

Then, he has absolutely no idea what to do with himself. She was supposed to say YES. So, he doesn't know what to do now.

He just stares at her, eyes wide and says, "Throw me a frickin bone here, Pen."

"But you already have 206 bones, Colin. What could you possibly need with another one?" Pen mused.

"Sex, Pe-ne-lo-pe. I want sex." he rasps.

"With a bone? I don't know how you are going do that, but, okay, I'll go grab you one," asks an extremely confused Pen, as she turns to leave to get a dog bone from the yard.

"What?? Wait!" Colin isn't sure how they got to this point in the conversation, "No! I don't want to have sex ... with a bone." Good gawd, where has he gone wrong? He decided to try a different approach.

Grabbing her her hand, and pulling her close, Colin looked her in the eyes and whispered, "I want to have sex with you, Penelope. Only you."

"Oh, Colin, why didn't you say so then?" Pen says as she starts taking off her shirt.

Colin decided he had to be more specific next time.

Notes:

Again, thank you so much for taking the time to read my story! I'm just enjoying writing for fun, so I hope you enjoy it too!
Kudos and comments are always welcome and appreciated!
Also, thank you to my "idea generator", my daughter, @SailasJocelyn

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