Ineffable One-Shots
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We're Both Still Here by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jun 2019
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Today, the world is going to end. Armageddon is here, in a couple of hours. Demons are after Crowley for misplacing the antichrist, Aziraphale is in the middle of an exorcism - will they make it out alive and finally confess their feelings for each other?
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An AU where Aziraphale sidesteps the portal to heaven and stays on earth, finding the puddle of Ligur on the ground and assuming it's Crowley, while Crowley is in the flaming bookshop, assuming Aziraphale is dead.Series
- Part 1 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Vow Renewals; It's What The Humans Do by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2019
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After the not-a-pocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale have a nice lunch at the Ritz. On their walk to the bookstore later, Aziraphale wonders about the future, and Crowley reminds him that it's been almost a century since they were married, and they can finally ignore Heaven and Hell and make it public. Aziraphale then suggests a vow renewal ceremony with their new friends.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Love Of My Life, Don't Leave Me by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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Heaven thought it was time to promote the angel they had on earth for almost 6000 years now - Crowley. Except, Crowley doesn't want to go. He has a flower shop to open and a part-pawn-shop-hoarder part-demon lover. The angels ignore his protesting though, so Azirafell takes matters into his own hands.
Reversed Omens AU; if Crowley was the angel and Aziraphale (or Azirafell) was the demon.
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- Part 3 of Ineffable One-Shots
- Part 1 of Reversed Omens
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There Is Always Tomorrow by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jul 2019
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Anthony Crowley owns a small plant shop named Eden in London. Azirafell, his best friend (and certainly nothing more), runs a pawnshop elsewhere in the city. If there was any person, angel, or demon anywhere that would know Anthony more than he knows himself, it was Azirafell. Except, Anthony never told him his true name, and therefore, his true status as an angel. He should really tell the demon before it gets too late. But eh, there is always tomorrow.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable One-Shots
- Part 2 of Reversed Omens
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The Bookshop Scandal by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2019
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Crowley, demon, is a hoarder. Not of plants, not of strange statues, but of genders. Aziraphale, the ever-supportive husband, always knows exactly what to identify Crowley as. When customers start noticing that Aziraphale is always switching between wife and husband, they do not realize he is only talking about one person. And rumors only grow.
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- Part 5 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Scrabble For Affection by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Aug 2019
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Aziraphale thought it would be nice for once to have something to do other than sit and talk the next time Crowley visited for drinks. Being the bibliophile he is, when he saw a game all about words, he could not help himself and bought it. In hindsight, it probably was not the best idea to play while getting drunk with the person you have pined over for centuries.
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- Part 6 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Shooting Stars Have To Crash Eventually by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Aug 2019
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Space is a rather interesting place. It is vast and beautiful, but also dark and melancholy. Beautiful galaxies spin around black holes, colorful nebulas are actually dead stars, and the Sun will die eventually. But what happens when the Sun is taken suddenly, and the orbiting planets are forced to think it's gone for good?
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- Part 7 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Sentimental Bickering by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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The Antichrist is on earth. Armageddon is a mere handful of years away. For Anthony and Azirafell, who have lived there since The Beginning, it's not a good thing. They devise a plan to try and stop Armageddon, leading to the pair getting jobs at the estate the Antichrist is living on. Now that they see each other more often than usual, can Azirafell continue to hide his feelings for Anthony?
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- Part 8 of Ineffable One-Shots
- Part 3 of Reversed Omens
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Questionable Art Installments by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2019
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The night after Armageddon, Crowley invites Aziraphale back to his place, since the bookshop burned down. They need to figure out what this last prophecy means as well. Unfortunately, Crowley forgot about the statue standing in the hallway, and of course, Aziraphale found it.
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- Part 9 of Ineffable One-Shots
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I Don't Want To Live Alone by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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Crowley moves into the bookshop after Armageddon didn't happen. He resolves to not let his pining get in the way of their friendship. He doesn't know that Aziraphale is in the same boat.
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- Part 10 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Slithering Antics by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Sep 2019
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When Azirafell finds a certain 'magic' worm and his mind immediately thinks of Anthony, all hell breaks loose. Not quite literally.
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- Part 11 of Ineffable One-Shots
- Part 4 of Reversed Omens
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Not Mine (But I'll Tolerate You Anyway) by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Sep 2019
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A few months after Armageddon, Crowley wakes up in a world that is almost - but not entirely - the one he usually inhabits. It takes meeting Azirafell for him to notice. In Crowley's world, Anthony is having a similar experience. Now, the almost strangers have to work together to get back to their own world. But what switched them in the first place?
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- Part 5 of Reversed Omens
- Part 12 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Saved By An Angel by Pearl09 for WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Sep 2019
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Crowley accidentally wound up being the snake familiar to a group of demons. Except he wasn't originally a snake. And he's trapped there, probably forever. When the Walpurgis Night festival comes, a nice witch gives him the opportunity he's been waiting for - that taste of freedom. He certainly never thought the party would lead to falling in love.
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- Part 13 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Unaching Scars (Which I Should Hide) by Pearl09 for Lurlur, WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2019
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Soulmates seemed like a good idea at first, to the angels. If people share the same scars as their soulmate, there's no mistaking they are supposed to be with each other. But when one of their own suddenly has the same scars that mark a demon, it's like their greatest fears have been realized. Aziraphale is sent to Earth as an outcast, hoping one day he'll meet his soulmate, even if Heaven wouldn't like it. But when the same being keeps rescuing him and hanging out for 6000 years... it's hard not to fall in love.
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- Part 14 of Ineffable One-Shots
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What Your Name Is Else, I Know Not by Pearl09 for WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Oct 2019
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Everything is going good for Crowley and Aziraphale. They finally officially moved in together, and Crowley could almost forget about how someone else's name was etched into Aziraphale's skin. When Crowley finds a letter from the angels one morning, telling Aziraphale they know where Raphael is, he is suddenly faced with a choice. He could continue living peacefully and hide the letter, guilt on his conscious, or he could give it over to Aziraphale so he goes to save his soulmate, potentially ruining their relationship forever. It's a tough choice, but when has he ever put his own wants and needs before Aziraphale?
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- Part 15 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Help Could Come from an Unexpected Quarter by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Oct 2019
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When Crowley tries to help out his mob by secretly going to the bookshop where other members have been disappearing, he certainly wasn't expecting to lose his usual silver-tongue in front of the owner. He certainly wasn't expecting to go back, either, or slowly develop a crush on him, or have his life turned upside down, running from the other members of the mob instead of helping them.
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- Part 16 of Ineffable One-Shots
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The Truth is Rarely Pure (and Never Simple) by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2019
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Oscar Wilde is looking for some new inspiration. He wants something fresh; something no one has ever thought of doing before. When he meets the bright-eyed Aziraphale at a party, he thinks sticking by him is the key to unlocking this secret. But does this friendship hold more than he realizes? Or is he just really interested in that mysterious painting?
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Aziraphale is the inspiration for The Picture of Dorian Gray while the book's plot is also part of this fic (except no one dies)
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- Part 17 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Crowley likes to sleep, but he tends to get nightmares if it gets too hot. Can he ever be truly warm, if everything hot reminds him of Hell?
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- Part 18 of Ineffable One-Shots
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When It Is Dark Enough, You Can See The Stars by Pearl09 for fluffy_teddybear
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jan 2020
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When Crowley is feeling bad, he turns to the stars to try and forget about his problems. Luckily for him, Aziraphale is always there for him, too, willing to watch the stars all night if that’s what it takes for Crowley to feel better.
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- Part 19 of Ineffable One-Shots
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Molding The Future (For What Is To Come) by Pearl09 for fluffy_teddybear
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jan 2020
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It took a lot of work to make Earth – all of the angels were assigned jobs to try and get things to run smoothly. But when Raphael receives a challenge from his sister that isn’t something to do with stars, he turns to the best creator he knows for help – Aziraphale.
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- Part 20 of Ineffable One-Shots