alexs fav ffs :] (mostly crimeboys and sbi)
my top 15 fics!!
fuck wilbur soot i dont support abusers
this list is old af1. and all i loved, i loved alone by featherx (ranpoe) - 121k words
2. tommyinnits clinic for supervillians by bonesandthebees (crimeboys) - 188k words
3. through a glass divine by bonesandthebees (crimeboys) - 260k words
4. unlikely events by nymphii (crimeboys) - currently 326k words
5. the stars and their children by bonesandthebees (crimeboys) - 269k words
6. hush now (you were lost but now youre found) by corpseart (crimeboys) - currently 301k words
7. full throttle by youreyeslookliketheocean (crimeboys) - 50k words
8. you were never meant to be a hero by flamedraco (tntduo) - 210k words
9. strings of fate by bonesandthebees (crimeboys) - 58k words
10. 17 hours by bonesandthebees (sbi) - 44k words
11. no time confounds me bonesandthebees (crimeboys) - 45k words
12. starman waiting in the sky by bonesandthebees (crimeboys) - 19k words
13. tommys ultra important keychain by seriouslycalamitous (crimeboys) - currently 196k words
14. rewind by a_non_ymouswriter (clingyduo) - 264k words
15. from ice to water (series) by drhair76 (sbi) - 157k words
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TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service (Discontinued) by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Apr 2026
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AUTHOR NOTE: This fic has been discontinued mid-rewrite. Chapters 1-15 exclude Wilbur as a character. Beyond that point is unwritten.
---------This wasn’t happening, was it?
Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensuesSeries
- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
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Blood Smeared on My Coffee Cup, Red Like Your Eyes by FlameDraco, ShiroshiYuki
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Dec 2025
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Quackity just wanted a cup of coffee after his last place got caught in the crossover of a gang war.
Why is the owner of his new favorite place surrounded by blood?Or:
Wilbur is a chaotic evil coffee shop owner and Quackity is a very confused mafia boss who just wanted some coffee. -
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This goes against every single rule Wilbur has ever been asked to follow.
His family would kill him. Tommy would feel lied to. Techno would turn him in for points. Phil wouldn't be able to look at him. The agency as a whole would scrape his name off the leaderboard with some turpentine and a sneer.
But, even while he's a vigilante and Wilbur is a hero, Quackity looks incredible in neon lights.
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Or, the half SBI half TNTduo fic where Wilbur has to navigate just about every type of relationship while working through his trauma; completely unaware to the silent threat growing behind the scenes. (I'M NOT ON HIATUS I'M JUST WRESTLING WITH WRITER'S BLOCK, GIVE ME LIKE A WEEK OR TWO MORE) (I KNOW ITS BEEN ALL SUMMER. IM STILL NOT ON HIATUS. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE TIME. THATS HOW BAD IT IS OK)
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- Part 1 of Ruined Notebook
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“Be my apprentice,” Icarus blurted.
Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he’d ever made. “What the fuck? Why?”
“Why?” Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. “It’s because of your powers.”
“My powers,” he echoed. “I never told you whether or not I had powers.”
“I can… sense them,” Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose.
“Right. What are they, then,” he retorted.
“Uh… super… powers,” the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second.
Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. “Really? That’s the best you could do?”
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Tommy isn’t sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he’s left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice!
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Tommy’s lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer.
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Don't Panic when the Next Song Comes by trashyinferno for Princess_Cutie9
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Dec 2023
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Tommy is so busy staring at their catch that he barely registers when the sound of machinery cuts off. Yellow scales from a long, fish-shaped tail shine brilliantly under the deck lights. Blue lines curl up the sides, twisting and turning round in swirling patterns. It’s probably one of the most beautiful fish tails he’s ever seen, but the rest of the creature is what really has his attention.
Wide, panicked eyes stare into his own as the creature claws at its throat, chest heaving as it whines and writhes on the deck. It’s… human?
But the tail.
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AKA the one where Tommy is a biology major on an internship for uni and the Dream Team catch the biggest fish of their lives.
Wilbur isn't having a good day.
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