Nobody Expects the Parental Acquisition
A collection of stories where child meets parental figure or parental figure meets child.
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Being born as the fifth child of the once prosperous Tsunemori family has never been easy for Honōka. Throw in the fact that she was Tachibana Tomoe first, a troubled girl from Tokyo who grew up in the 90s, and you have a recipe for disaster.
Having struggled with social cues even as Tomoe, being stuck in the infant body of Tsunemori Honōka does not help her case. As the only dark-haired child born to fair-haired parents, Honōka faces hostility, uncertainty, and abuse from the members of her new family.
A child that does not resemble their parents is, as they say, the child of an oni.
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- Part 1 of Honōka
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Revival of the Fittest by ChristineBH
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
07 May 2026
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Peter wakes up in an unfamiliar city where everything is darker, and he has no idea who he can trust among its citizens or vigilantes that seem oddly fascinated with him. He can't even trust his scrambled mind or his unfamiliar body with its different scars and much younger appearance.
Updates every other Thursday 😊
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- Part 1 of Revivals
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Desmond Miles was supposed to die. Instead, he woke up hundreds of years in the past, helpless and alone. How was he supposed to know that the Altaïr he saw wasn’t a hallucination?
Or: Altaïr found a random kid in distress and decided that it was his kid, no take backs. Eventually Ezio shows up to co-parent.
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Red Robin's Chickling by EvaDragon
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
03 May 2026
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It's always either Dick or Jason as the dad to a de-aged Danny. But what if It's Tim.
Tim finds an injured and de-aged Danny in an alley in Gotham. Together, Danny learns to heal and trust, and Tim learns to sleep...maybe. Danny's favorite uncle is totally Unca Jay-Jay.
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A little big Secret by Ikol_ka
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
26 Apr 2026
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Jason is twenty-nine and he finally made peace with the Wayne family even if they still had their disagreement.
Jason is twenty-nine and he had been keeping a secret for nearly nine years now. Even though he didn't mean to.
Jason is a twenty-nine tired dad of three kids when it's time for him to face the consequences.
If only his wife, kids, and Bruce didn't have this much fun.Series
- Part 1 of Little big secret
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congratulations, you adopted a spider! by maraudersmqry
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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Peter was meant to be forgotten, he didn’t think that meant being dropped in Gotham. Or in his eight-year-old body, in the least. Or with vigilantes trying to adopt him!
IN WHICH, Dr. Strange gave Peter one last chance at a life, instead of being emo around the faces who no longer recognized him.
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- Part 1 of de-aged peter w/ batfam!
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Having established the Ahjin Guild and received permission for his shadow minions to be considered members, Jinwoo obtains a seemingly simple gate permit. However, he’s struck by a time-wielding entity and finds himself five years old again.
The Hunter’s Association mounts a daring rescue. As Jinwoo’s adult memories fade and childlike instincts take over, Woo Jinchul steps up and becomes his primary caretaker.
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Into Cobwebs by JK_Terfling_Can_Suck_My_Silicone_Dick
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Dec 2025
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Peter doesn't have a lot of options when he learns that everyone is going to forget him, and chooses to be sent to another universe for a fresh start. Somehow, he forgets to account for the idea that maybe one of his parents would be alive in this one.
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At twenty-four, Ash Wilde Walsh was drowning—in addiction, in bad decisions, in a body that had never felt right. When he chose prison over his parents' alternative, the judge made the choice for him instead. Now he's Noam Francis Walsh: physically two years old, fully conscious, and finally in the male body he'd always wanted. His parents call it a second chance at childhood. Ash calls it a nightmare with no escape route.
This is a story I'm in the beginning stages of drafting and only publishing chapter by chapter to make it easier to read over and share with others. Updates will be posted as chapters are completed.
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Under a wing by Silly_duck56
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
14 Mar 2026
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After moving to a new universe, Peter makes two shocking discoveries: he's suddenly eight years old again, and he's someone's clone?! Peter knows he has to escape this place, but if he runs, where will he go?