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Hermione Granger is in her graduate-level studies in Theoretical Arithmancy at Oxford’s Magical Institute. She’s pursued this goal with a single-minded focus for as long as she can remember.
Something is about to supersede that obsession. Someone new. The last person she expects.
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An age-gap Dramione text fic.
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Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…
Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.
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Father was Percy's preferred parenting title. As time went on, she had begun to feel like it suited him, a realization that she wasn’t sure she liked.
She thought, with a sort of vague, sleep-addled confidence, that Charlie was almost certainly the kind of man who would want to be called daddy.
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When the Ministry auctions off the assets of convicted Death Eaters, Hermione purchases the abandoned Malfoy Manor for the sole aim of finally facing her trauma. She doesn’t get all too far before a hidden tapestry reveals itself. It’s captivating… she certainly doesn’t mean to touch it. As soon as her name appears in the woven threads, the games begin: marry the Malfoy heir or survive the dangers of the manor.
OR: The Malfoy Manor meets Jumanji, except instead of a board game, it’s a betrothal tapestry.
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Lord Voldemort has ruled the wizarding world since his decisive victory at the Battle of Hogwarts. Killing Harry Potter was all he needed to do, it turns out, in order to extinguish the remaining hope from most of the populace.
Most, but not all.
Hermione Granger, a member of the barely-surviving Order of the Phoenix, is captured and imprisoned in Malfoy Manor, and placed in the charge of the family’s son and heir. Isolated from her allies and plotting her escape, Hermione learns more than she means to about her jailer, and about the house itself. There is more going on here than meets the eye…
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Hermione makes a passing comment about how she wishes she could outsource the day-to-day admin of her life. Draco Malfoy volunteers for the job.
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You're Really Stressing Me Out by charingfae for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2026
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A nasty curse in the latest battle knocks Malfoy out of commission for days on end. But an unconscious Draco Malfoy is a tolerable Draco Malfoy. At least, that's what Hermione believes. Until the stress monitoring spell she casts on him starts beeping. Loudly.
And for some reason, the spell only quiets when Hermione touches him?
Weird.
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As the eldest child, there were things that Bill had been given, things he had to work for, and things he could never have.
This is the story of how his younger brother’s girlfriend became one of them.
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Now... bring me that horizon by BasicHumanWrites for Slytheraven
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
31 Jul 2026
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Elizabeth thought she broke free of the shackles. She chose, damnit; "A pirate’s life for me and all that."
She fought her way out of the expectations, escaped Norrington’s marriage proposal. She risked everything, sacrificed everything so she wouldn’t be trapped in a suffocating small life as a decorative wife to some man who is doing brave things while she keeps their home pretty and waits patiently for him to return.
The irony of her current situation doesn’t escape her. She bakes, she cleans, she visits with neighbors. She waits.
She is bored out of her mind.
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OR: No chance Elizabeth Swann would have been happy being left behind to wait quietly for a man to pop in for one day every ten years, so I fixed it.
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A quick sampler of HP ships and genres. We got angst, we got humor, we got horror, we got romance. Rare pairs, popular pairs, no pair too!
See what readers are saying:
“I love whatever is wrong with you.”
“HOW DO YOU FUCKING THINK OF THESE?!?!! How do you come up with the most creative shit I’ve ever read then fifty words later just leave me on the FLOOR?”
“I have actual goosebumps, this gave me chills.”
“i was so impressed by how much of a breadth of genres you covered and how it was a gamble on whether each one would induce smiling or pouting. fitting in that much emotion and detail into such few words is such a talent, and i'm awed by your ability to do so.”
A collection of microfics originally posted on Instagram for Microfic May Challenge, hosted by EscapeInMyBookshelf. The collection has now expanded to include microfics written just for funsies. Chapters are titled with the prompt and the pairing or main character. All of them at or under 50 words, for your quick reading pleasure. I’m posting them here because I trust meta about as far as I can throw a data center.
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Being competent is exhausting. All day long, Hermione makes important decisions—so many that she hardly has the time to choose her lunch. Or make it.
Or eat it.
And her startlingly competent coworker has everything in order—his job, his health, even his six-year-old daughter. After witnessing her plight, he offers to take a load off her shoulders. Help her out with things like...lunch.
It should be embarrassing.
It is embarrassing.
And yet...
She...likes it?
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A collection of mini Dramione fics that I will be posting irregularly on Instagram!
(Find me @Slytheraven_ffics)1. Home for the Holidays (1,100 words, rated T) - Hermione tried to trick Draco into bringing home a pet ferret
2. Auror Physical Combat Testing (250 words, rated M) Drabble written based on hand pinning prompt. Test proctor Malfoy tries to restrain Hermione. Hermione's test is to escape.
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Every living creature is driven by biological urges colloquially known as the Four Fs. Fighting. Feeding. Fucking. And… Flying?
It’s no secret that Hermione Granger has never been a particular fan of Quidditch. But when the Derbyshire Dragons offer her a position as the team’s healer, in return for a blank check for her research, she’s not about to let the attentions of one man derail her, let alone two. No matter how tempting they may be.
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The Suite Has Two Doors for a Reason by MidnightLumos for Serpent_Sortia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2026
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“Put the veil back on.”
Hermione obeyed, letting her hips sway as she crossed the room to get it from where she’d draped it on the side table. There was something delicious about sashaying around bare while they were both still dressed in their suits.
She anchored it back into her curls, the translucent fabric settling whisper soft against her skin.
“My perfect wife.”
Hermione can hardly wait for her wedding night with her new groom. And her groom's brother.
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Your hair looks ridiculous.
The words slip into Draco’s mind, quiet but far more interesting than whatever the crone in front of him is blathering on about. The joys of marriage, probably. Draco casts a covert glance around.
Beside the drinks table, amber eyes are waiting for him.
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Or, Hermione and Draco conduct in a secret relationship in their heads.
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When in Vegas (do as the locals do) by Rebeccaseal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2026
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When in Vegas, one fake dates the love of one's life (or rather, the last eight months, two weeks, and four days) and does one's best not to do anything too stupid, like drunkenly get married. Right?
When in Vegas, Draco Malfoy gets married and absolutely does not have a Crisis of Unimaginable Proportions.
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A Secret Third Thing by Wanderingfair for Serpent_Sortia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2026
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For a moment, lake bleeds into sky, and Hermione loses herself in the delicious spinning. Nothing, nothing, nothing, except the aching sound of their breathlessness. Then she catches a glimpse of his smile. It’s a gods’ awful enticing thing that can make her knees weak. All the fragile strength she’s held onto so tightly disappears on the breeze that whips her curls up and around his face.
The gravity of him pulls her closer. It always does.
The way he looks at her. Not friend, or foe, but a secret third thing that makes her want to drop to her knees and thank the hallowed ground for depositing them here. Together.
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Hermione agrees to help Pansy with a photoshoot for her Muggle Studies class. She and Draco have some unresolved feelings.
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Granger's Guide to Becoming Minister by Rebeccaseal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2026
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Fucking your campaign manager is never a good idea, especially when said campaign manager is a competent, thoughtful, hot single dad. Oh, and there’s still a race to win.
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“You poor thing,” Hermione deadpans, turning to face him. She can still see the smugness in his eyes, and she wants to prod at it, knock him off his little pedestal. He can touch her without a thought, making it look natural. She decides, in a moment of Gryffindor bravery, that she can do it, too.
She runs a consoling hand down his arm and gives him a sardonic look to cover her own fluttering heart. “How ever will you recover?”
His hand catches hers again as it trails over his cuff, and he continues the sweeping movement, stepping closer and wrapping their entwined hands behind her back.
Oh.
He hasn’t been knocked off his pedestal at all. He’s taken her raising of the stakes and bumped them even higher, and she can’t decide if she regrets it or not.
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Draco and Hermione have married for political reasons, and it's only when the agreed-upon end of the marriage looms over them that they are forced to take a closer look at what they really want.
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dearly beloathed by ninepiecesofcrait for Serpent_Sortia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2026
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Theo and Harry cannot find their best man and woman as their wedding ceremony approaches. Where could the two of them be?