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All that glitters isn’t gold, no matter what Wilbur says by batsbatsbatsbats
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 Dec 2021
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Dragons are dangerous and nobody with a working brain would willingly mess with one. They’re all about debts, being even.
So you can see why Tommy hesitated after a huge fucking dragon saved him.
Also I’m sure you can see why Tommy tried to run after that scaley asshole said Tommy’s debt was to live the rest of his life as part of his hoard.
Yeah no thanks.
Or:
Dragon!Wilbur saves a child and becomes enamored by his audacity and brilliance so he says finders keepers.
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“I had a fight with my brother.”
Tommy breathes in. It feels good to admit it. He’s used to telling everyone how glad he is that Wilbur adopted him. That they’re the perfect little family.
“That’s shit.” Siren, the infamous supervillain, actually sounds like he’s sympathizing with him.
“It is.”
“So, what are you fighting about?”
Tommy raises a brow. “Do you expect me to give you my life story or some shit?”
“Yes.” Siren delicately claps his hands together. It was a gesture far too childish for a supervillain
Or: Five times Tommy didn't realize Siren was his brother + the one time he did
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nocturnal animals by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Jun 2022
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Again, Tommy knew he shouldn’t care. But he knew he’d never be able to live with himself if he did what Wilbur asked. This guy deserved a chance to live, even if he was undead. His chance at a normal human life had been stolen, and while Tommy couldn’t explain why, he felt like he had to make that up to him.
“Just… let me try to find you a blood source that doesn’t involve hurting people,” Tommy said, squeezing his shoulders. “Once we get that worked out, and you don’t have to worry about feeding, we can figure out where to go from there.”
The frustration slowly leaked out of Wilbur’s face, until the only thing left in the lines of his forehead was exhaustion. Not physical exhaustion, but something more. Something deeper.
“You’re the worst fucking vampire hunter I’ve ever met.”
aka the fic where Tommy's google search history is probably 'what do I do when the vampire I'm trying to kill is depressed as hell and I feel too bad to actually kill him?'
(turns out the answer is 'make him your roommate and have a found family arc together')
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The woman started rocking her child, still singing a lullaby as she placed a basket down and started lowering the child inside, wrapping them up in blankets.
Wilbur turned to see what the building was. Oh! He recognized this one. It’s the... the orphanage here.
Oh...
Or, Wilbur sees a woman give her child to an orphanage and then yelled,
“5 SECOND RULE!”
And now that child is his.If any CCs state they are uncomfortable with this kind of fic I will take it down!
Series
- Part 1 of A god and his immortal son
- Part 2 of Fractal’s One Shots
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I Really Need Somebody To Call My Own by FractalFiction for pinkie2054
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Dec 2021
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Wilbur Soot. One of the most popular musicians in the world. He was known for his record breaking albums and hit singles that had every retail worker despising him.
His tours sold out in a matter of seconds and all of his songs hit the top played on Spotify and Apple Music.
He was also famous for his generosity. He was constantly having charity concerts and donating money to children’s hospitals and shelters. He invested in solar power. Yet he was still one of the riches people on the planet.
But Wilbur has been feeling... empty.
Not empty exactly. Just that something was missing.
He had his fans, his over-paid maids and workers at his mansion. He had his body guards.
But he just... was lonely in the big mansion.
There was a big yard with no one playing in it. There was noiseless halls without laughter.
He needed something.
Or, Wilbur Soot, a famous musician says, “I want a kid.”
*sees Tommy and points at him* “That’s my kid.”If any CCs state they are uncomfortable with this kind of fic then I will take it down!
Series
- Part 3 of Fractal’s Request Series
- Part 12 of Fractal’s One Shots
- Part 1 of A Star and His Sun