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Five Times Alhaitham Out-Pettied Kaveh (and the One Time Kaveh Outsmarted Him) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 May 2026
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Five times Alhaitham out-pettied Kaveh with the patience of a scholar and the instincts of a cat knocking things off tables on purpose (involving oranges, file renaming, the eradication of glittering drapery, weaponized laundry competence, and a public symposium plant-related ambush). And one time Kaveh beat him at his own game by refusing to play defense at all.
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- Part 34 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
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“You rewrote my soul,” Kaveh hissed. “Without consent.”
“I cited all your original sources,” Alhaitham replied, sounding bored. “With corrected formatting.”
“You—cold-blooded bastard—do you even believe in beauty?”
Alhaitham arched a brow. “You’re in my living room, aren’t you?”
Kaveh froze.
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sickening
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your honor theyre in love
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This is fucking hilarious. I need a shovel to read this actually