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WAGS+Harris(Growing Heart )
Caitlin
I can’t tell you how excited I am
Cassie
Did you get the number??
Lisa
Yes!!! Adding right now
Lisa added Jane to the conversation
Lisa
Hi Jane!!
Cassie
Welcome Jane!
Caitlin
Hi! We’re so excited to have you here!
Harris
Hii
Selena
Jane! Finally
Lisa
Selena (Face With Tears Of Joy )
Hi everyone!
It’s so nice to meet you(Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )
Lisa
Jane, are you with Roz right now?
Yes, why?
Lisa
Slap him for not telling us about you sooner!
Caitlin
Make it hard!!!
Cassie
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
But agreed, hit him hard
Harris
I have to say I don’t condone violence
But in this case… Yeah, make it count Jane
Harris, you literally knew?
I’m confused
Caitlin
What??
Selena
Harris, what the hell?
Lisa
Just so you know, I’m on my way to kill you right now Harris(Face Throwing A Kiss )
Cassie
Traitor
Harris
Guys, I swear Troy waited the longest time to tell me
Roz told him it was a secret
Apparently guys take that way too seriously and don’t even tell their partners anymore
Lisa
Hate to break this to you Harris…
But you’re a man
I know… It’s heartbreaking
Oh don’t hate Harris! Ilya told him not to say anything
Cassie
We understand babe
Selena
Just joking around
Caitlin
It’s what this chat is for!!
Oh, and for supporting our partners I guess
Oh
Well, I’m very glad to be here!
Hopefully we get to meet in real life one day
Lisa
Yes, I’m hoping we at least get invited to the wedding?? Cause when did that happen?
Caitlin
Right?? Jane tell us more
Selena
Please we’re dying to know the deeds, our husbands won’t tell us anything
I guess they don’t know anything either cause THEY DON’T ASK
Cassie
Yesss Jane, spill!!
I guess I can tell you something…
So everyone remembers the plane crash?
*almost plane crash
Cassie
Yes….
Lisa
Eh, yeah…
Caitlin
Scariest day of my life??
Selena
Don’t remind me…
Oh, sorry… I really didn’t mean to…
Cassie
Jane!!!! It’s okay, just get on with it!!
Selena
Yes, please!!! Plane crash who?? I forgot already
Lisa
Selena, don’t scare the girl off, she’s been here 2 minutes
Harris
Jane, ignore everyone and keep telling your story
Oh yeah, sure, sorry!!
Caitlin
Stop saying sorry!!!
Sorry
Fuck
Ignore that
So after Ilya almost died... it kind of felt like I might die? So I went home, put candles everywhere and when he came in I proposed
Caitlin
Wait, you proposed?!
Selena
Hell yes, girl power!!!
Lisa
Fuck yes!! What did Roz say??
He said yes?
Obviously?
We’re engaged
Lily
Did Lisa text you?
I’m next to you why are you texting me
You’re only on your phone right now
Only way to talk to you apparently
Fuck you
Love you(Growing Heart )
Love you too asshole(Growing Heart )
WAGS+Harris(Growing Heart )
I have to go, Ilya is getting restless...
Selena
Okay Jane, bye for now!!
But this conversation is not over!!!
Lisa
Selena, what did I say? Don't threaten the girl??
Selena
Sorry
It's okay... I'll talk to you later?
Cassie
Yes!!
Caitlin
Bet on it
Lisa
Have fun with your FIANCEEEEE
Selena
Lisa, behave
Lisa
Says you
Caitlin
Harris, the girls are fighting
Harris
Okay??
What do you want me to do about it?
Don’t fight over me please?
Cassie
Oh, honey, they do this all the time, it’s not your fault
Oh, sorry…
Lisa
STOP SAYING SORRY
Caitlin
STOP SAYING SORRY
Selena
STOP SAYING SORRY
Harris
STOP SAYING SORRY
Cassie
STOP SAYING SORRY
I won’t!!!!!!
Fuck
Sorry
Fuck
I’m leaving
Caitlin
Have fuuuhuuunnn 😉
Lisa
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Cassie
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Selena
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Lily
Miss you already…
Miss you too
Want to talk on the phone tonight? 😉
Ilya…
Delete that
Why do you have to make everything sexual??
Was only asking for phone call?
With a winky face!!!
Sorry
Can’t help it
You are too sexy
What are you wearing?
I’m not doing this right now!!
I just got home, I’m tired
(Crying Face )
Are you going to bed?
Yes…
I’m in bed too… 😉
Are you naked?
I thought we were not doing this?
You are tired!
Go to sleep Jane(Growing Heart )
Fuck you
I’m calling you
Jane is calling Lily
Can’t pick up
I’m sleeping, because I’m so tired
Jane is calling Lily
Pick up
No
Jane is calling Lily
Only if you say I’m the sexiest person alive
You’re the sexiest person alive
Now pick up the phone
Jane is calling Lily
Say you miss me and wish I was fucking you right now
I miss you and I wish you were fucking me right now
PICK UP YOUR PHONE
Jane is calling Lily
My Jane
So bossy
Fine, I guess I could make time to pick up the phone….
You’re an asshole
Lily is calling Jane
I can’t believe I let you bait me into phone sex
Is good talent of mine
You like my talent too
Not if you keep bragging
I made you come twice over the phone
I’ve earned bragging rights
Who taught you that phrase?
Don’t need to be taught that phrase, it’s who I am
I can’t believe you made me come twice
I was so tired
Like I said, very talented
😊
I hate you
You loooove me
You know I do
I'm going to miss you…
Can’t believe it’s going to be two whole weeks before I see you again…
Two weeks with a lot of phone sex!!
You’re a sex machine
Only for my Jane(Growing Heart )
That’s kind of cute?
I’m very cute 😊
Now go to sleep, you need rest
Love you(Growing Heart )
Miss you already
Love you too(Growing Heart )
Goodnight Lily
Goodnight Jane(Face Throwing A Kiss )
WAGS+Harris(Growing Heart )
Cassie
Is anyone going to the game today?
Lisa
Yess
Caitlin
Me!
Harris
I’m always there!
Selena
Not going to be able to make it today…
Not me
I’m not in town
Lisa
Noooo we never see you…(Crying Face )
Cassie
Wait Jane, where do you live? I don’t think we know?
Caitlin
We definitely don’t
Montreal..?
Did Ilya not tell you?
Cassie
Tell us what?
That’s why he moved here?
So we could be closer 😊
Selena
OMG
Lisa
HE MOVED TO OTTAWA FOR YOU?!
Harris
Holy shit, didn’t know Roz could be so romantic
Selena
This is the best day of my life.
Caitlin
Roz moving cities for a girl?!?!
He can be very romantic if he wants to be
Cassie
Also
Thank you Jane
Caitlin
Yes, thank you!!
Why?
Sorry, I don’t understand?
Cassie
Without Roz we would still have a losing team
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Don’t tell Zane I said that!!
Lisa
And without you we wouldn’t have Roz
Also
SORRY JAR
What is a sorry jar?
Selena
That’s where we put your sorry’s, because you say them too much
Oh
Sorry…
Lisa
SORRY JAR AGAIN
Sorry
Fuck!!
Sorry
Fuck
I swear I’m trying
I’m not saying anything ever again
Selena
SORRY JAR X2
Caitlin
How did the sorry jar make her say sorry even more lol
Ilya also says I say sorry too much
I guess it’s because I’m Canadian?
At least according to Ilya
Cassie
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Harris
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Caitlin
Sure Jane!
Lisa
Must be cause you’re Canadian
Selena
Honestly I’ve never heard a person say sorry that much lol
Lisa
SELENA
Selena
What??
It’s true?
Sorry
Lisa
NOT AGAIN
Caitlin
JANE
Harris
SORRY JAR
Fuck
Sorry
Cassie
JANE
Lisa
JANE
Selena
She can’t be stopped
Lily
Are you coming tonight?
??
We only see each other in two days?
…
Read it again
Fuck you
In two days!! (Face Throwing A Kiss )
Can’t wait 😊
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Are you eager for me to fuck you Jane?
Always
Btw, my teammates just called me most likely to be a pillow princess, little do they know(Smiling Face With Horns )
Well…
You are a bottom
WAGS+Harris(Growing Heart )
Cassie
Playing Montreal in two days!!!
Lisa
Can’t wait to see the rivalry on ice again
Caitlin
I know right? They always have so much chemistry
Shut up, we both know I’m not that kind of bottom
Cassie
Jane, honey
Harris
Wrong chat!!
Lisa
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Selena
No, please keep it going
Lily
I guess you are a very bratty bottom
I like that
Lots of energy(Smiling Face With Horns )
WAGS+Harris(Growing Heart )
The correct term is power bottom Ilya!!!
Caitlin
Ehh…
Lisa
Jane…
Selena
Oh my God
I know I’ve said this before
But this is now definitely the best day of my life
But I guess you’re right… I do like being fucked by you…
Harris
JANE
Cassie
JANE
Lisa
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Caitlin
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Selena
I'm dying
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Jane has killed me dead
Lily
Jane?
Come back to me
I thought we were going to talk(Crying Face )
Jane
What are you talking about?
I’ve literally been responding to you?
Eh… No?
Jane, you have not texted me?
Oh God
Fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Jane?
What is going on?
You are worrying me?
I’ve accidentally been sending my replies to your texts in the WAG chat…
I want to die
I am going to crawl into a hole in the ground and I am going to die
HAHAHA
This is the best day of my life(Face With Tears Of Joy )
What did you send them?
Fuck you ‘Lily’
And I’m not telling you
Too busy dying
Noooo pleaasee tell me
Also don’t die
I still want to fuck you in two days 😊
I’m never telling you
And you’re an asshole
I am going to sleep and pretending this never happened
Jane, it’s going to be okay
They think it’s funny, yes?
It’s funny!
You are okay
Sleep well, my bratty bottom
The correct term is power bottom
And thanks
Goodnight
Love you (Growing Heart )
Love you too(Growing Heart )
See you in two days(Face Throwing A Kiss )
WAGS+Harris(Growing Heart )
OH MY GOD!!
I'M SO SORRY
Fuck
This is so embarrassing
I’m so sorry guys…
Cassie
It’s okay Jane, you’re good
Caitlin
It happens!
Selena
Even to power bottoms apparently(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Lisa
SELENA
Poor girl is freaking out, she doesn’t need you adding to it
Selena
It’s just too funny
Ilya said you would say that…
Selena
This is still the best day of my life
That’s what Ilya said…
I’m so sorry everyone
If you want me to leave I understand
This was totally out of line
Cassie
Oh no honey, we wouldn’t dream of it!!
Harris
Seriously, we’re good!
Caitlin
You gave us our daily laugh, we wouldn’t want to miss you for the world(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Selena
Yes! We’re good, you’re good, don’t worry
Lisa
And you’ve gotten Selena to be serious for once
That’s an achievement
Definitely still deserving of a spot in the WAG chat
Oh
Thanks guys
For being so nice about it
Cassie
We love you Jane, don’t worry(Growing Heart )
Caitlin
Love you! (Growing Heart )
Harris
Love you!!
Lisa
We love you(Growing Heart )
Selena
Love you babe(Face Throwing A Kiss )
Sorry again
Love you too
Selena
Okay, I’ve been keeping it in, but…
Lisa
SORRY JAR
Selena
SORRY JAR