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Unknown Number
Hi, this is Kenneth
I got your number from JJ
Hi?
This is Shane, right?
Yeah, why?
Oh good
I was wondering if you might want to have coffee sometime?
Coffee?
Yeah, you’re familiar with it?
Hot drink
Caffeine
I know what coffee is
But you want to get coffee?
Like together?
Yeah
I’m sorry if I’m overstepping in any way
No!
It’s just, JJ didn’t mention anything
Ah sorry
It’s okay
Let me start over
Hi, I'm Kenneth
I am 26 years old, live in Montreal and I am a personal trainer and one of JJ’s friends
And I would like to get coffee with you, Shane, hockey player, also living in Montreal and also one of JJ’s friends?
Oh ehm…
Lily
Hey
Hi Jane
(Unamused Face )
I had a question
Yes, I have new shampoo
What?
My hair
It looks good
You want to know why
I’m saying it’s new shampoo
What?
No!
I mean, yes it looks good, but that’s not the point!
I have a serious question
Fine
We can talk about my beautiful hair later
One of JJ’s friends just asked me to get coffee with him
His name is Kenneth
And this is a question, how?
Should I go?
If you want to
You would be okay with that?
Yes
It’s just coffee
Okay?
Wow
Maybe I will then
Only if you want
Fine
I have a day off on Thursday anyway
Fine
We will talk about my hair now?
I don’t think I’m up for it
Pleaaasee
I’ll talk to you tonight
Are you mad at me?
No
Yes
Maybe
Maybe?
I don’t know!
Okay?
Okay
Call me tonight?
Yeah…
Kenneth (JJ’s friend)
And I would like to get coffee with you, Shane, hockey player, also living in Montreal and also one of JJ’s friends?
Oh ehm…
You can think about it if you want?
No, it’s okay
I mean
I don’t know
You are single, yes?
JJ said you were
Oh
It’s complicated?
Ah sorry for intruding
Sorry
It’s okay man
Maybe next time, huh? 😉
I don’t think so
It’s serious then?
I thought so, yes
Could you maybe not tell JJ?
For sure!
Sorry again for intruding
I’m sorry
Text me if it’s not serious anymore 😉
Thanks?
Lily
How was coffee
What?
You said you were having coffee on Thursday
Was fun?
I didn’t
You didn’t have fun?
I didn’t have coffee!
Why
I don’t know
Did you not want to?
Did you want me to?
I'm asking you
You didn’t want to go?
And I’m asking you!
Did you want me to go?
No
You didn’t?
Seemed like you did when I texted you
I lied
Then what’s the problem?
No problem
Okay
Fine
Did you want to go?
Obviously not
Or I would have gone
Okay
Okay
Why?
You really have to ask me that, Ilya?
Maybe he was a very nice man?
And maybe you forgot
But I have a boyfriend??
Unless you don’t want to be
No!
I mean yes
I want to be your boyfriend
Then why do you want me to date other people?
I don’t want you to
Then why are we having this conversation?!
Because I thought maybe you would want to!
Well, I don’t!
Good
Good?
Yes, good
I don’t want you to
Good
And for the record, I don’t want you to date other people either
Why would I want to date someone else when I have you(Face Throwing A Kiss )
WHY WOULD I
Maybe he was nice!
Nicer than me maybe
You are nice
To me at least
Eh no
I am an asshole
You’re not
Take that back
No
I know what you are
I am not nice
Hmmm
You are
My boyfriend is also very sweet
Am not
Secretly a big softie
What is that?
’Big softie’
You
Explain to me
Figure it out yourself
You’re mean
Maybe I will find a nicer man
No, you won't, asshole
See, I am an asshole
Now you are, yes!
But you’re my asshole
I like your other asshole better
That one is mine
Fuck off
Tell me
I’m not telling you my asshole is yours
Fine
Tell me you’re mine
No
Fine
Then go on date with stupid Kevin
His name wasn’t even Kevin
He is not important enough to remember his name
If you keep acting like this maybe I will get coffee with ‘Kevin’
No you won’t
Cause you’re mine
Yes
Yes??
Yes
I’m yours!
Okay?
Good now?
Very good
Can I call you?
Why
You know
You can’t seriously be turned on by this!
I am always turned on when I am texting you(Smiling Face With Horns )
Ew
Mmm no I think you like that
I don’t
And I’m not even at home
(Crying Face )
Give me ten minutes
😊😊
Lily is calling Jane
Goodnight asshole
I love you very very much(Growing Heart )
Yeah, love you too
Not very much? (Crying Face )
I love you very very much(Growing Heart )
😊