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Centaurs(Horse Face )(Growing Heart )

So Roz… We wanted to ask you something
Roz
Yes?
So, I couldn’t help but notice at practice you had a ring around your chain?
Bood
Yeah Roz, what’s that about?
Roz
Ah yes, the ring
It is true, I am engaged to be married
What??
Bood
Wait really?
Haas
Congratulations Cap!
Bood
Of course the kid congratulates him immediately lol
Roz
Is very nice of him?
Thank you Luca
Haas
(Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )
Bood
Congrats cap
You couldn’t have told us sooner??
Congrats!!
Chouinard
Congratulations cap
Dykstra
Congrats!
Barrett
Congrats Roz
Oh, now you say something Barret??
Barrett
(Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )
Bood
So who is it? When do we get to meet this girl?
Yeah Roz, we’re dying to know!!
Roz
She doesn’t want me to tell
Yet
Dykstra
You really can’t tell us anything?
Roz
Ask Barrett
Barrett
Roz wtf?

Centaurs without Roz

Barrett?
Bood
Barrett, what the fuck do you know?
Barrett
….
I’m gonna kill Roz
Barrett, come back now we need more information
Barrett
I’m not saying anything
Bood
Roz said we should ask you so give us something at least
Haasy, back me up here
Haas
Why am I being pulled into this?
I think we should let Cap keep his life private if he wants that!
Suck up
Barrett
Thanks Haasy
Haas
(Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )
Dykstra
Barrett, you’ve got to give us something man
Chouinard
Second this
Bood
Third
Fourth
Dillon
Fifth
Boyle
Sixth
LaPointe
Seventh
Holmberg
Eighth
Young
What’s going on?
Oh what the hell?
Ninth
Barrett
Why is everyone suddenly here?!
Haas
You don’t have to say anything Barrett
Bood
Rook, respectfully shut up
Haasy, go back to your room and suck up to the poster in your room
Haas
For the millionth time, I don’t have a poster of Cap in my room!!
Young
Sure buddy, your mom literally confirmed
Holmberg
We all saw it dude
Haas
Fuck you
Bood
Luca!!! Swear Jar!!!
And
Barrett
Come
Back
Barrett
I don’t want to be involved in this…
Should’ve thought about that when you let Roz spill all his secrets to you
Barrett
He didn’t, I guessed
Bood
You guessed? How the fuck did you do that?
None of us even knew he had a girlfriend, how could you have guessed a whole ass fiancé??
Dykstra
Dude, explain please?
Barrett
Okay fine, I’m only saying this because Roz said it was okay!!!
He told me something about himself and then I guessed he had a relationship
Bood
How is this more information?
We can’t do anything with this?? More please
Chouinard
Wow, thank you for this life changing information Barrett
Dykstra
You sure Roz was okay with you telling us all this?!
Barrett
Fuck off
Take it up with Roz

Centaurs(Horse Face )(Growing Heart )

Roz, you could have told anyone but Barrett you know
He won’t spill
Bood
And anything you say won’t leave this groupchat
Tell your fiancé she has nothing to be worried about
Eh Bood
It kind of already left this groupchat
I told Lisa?
Dykstra
Dude… Bro code?
So you haven’t told Caitlin?
Dykstra
….
No..?
You’re the worst liar I’ve ever met
Besides Haasy
Haas
How the hell am I getting pulled into this again?
Young
Catching strays (Face With Tears Of Joy )
Roz
Luca, Swear Jar now!!
Bood
Rook, listen to your dad
And Cap, now that you’re here
Without kidding, you know you can tell us, right?
I mean, I don’t know why you kept it a secret, but you know we’ll support you
Yeah, Roz, you’ve got nothing to be worried about here, we’ve got your back
Dykstra
Second this
Barrett
Third
Chouinard
Fourth
Dillon
Fifth
Boyle
Sixth
LaPointe
Seventh
Holmberg
Eighth
Haas
Ninth
Young
Tenth
Roz
Thanks guys, the support means a lot! We’ll be telling you soon, promise! x Jane
Bood
CAP IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS
WE HAVE A NAME
STAY CALM EVERYONE
Dykstra
Roz and Jane, sitting in a tree….
Chouinard
K
Dillon
I
Bood
S
Young
S
Barrett
Are you guys serious right now?
Bood
I
Dykstra
N
Boyle
G
Bood
Barrett, you know we are very serious about this
What were we supposed to do?
You wouldn’t tell us anything
Cap, Lisa is demanding you send her Jane’s number now
Roz
Why does Lisa need Jane’s number? Jane is not sick?
Oh, it’s for the WAG chat
Lisa has been dying to get one of your girlfriends in there
Bood
Can confirm this
Also, Cassie is going insane right now
Roz
What is WAG?
Just send her Jane’s number and she will find out soon enough
Roz
Okay
You won’t tell anyone? Jane is really nervous about this
Dykstra
Cross my heart, hope to die
Only the wives
It will never leave the locker room or our houses
Bood
Cap, you’re safe with us
(Growing Heart )
Haas
(Growing Heart )
Dillon
(Growing Heart )
Chouinard
(Growing Heart )
Roz
Dykstra, you hope to die?
Dykstra
….