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Ice Ice Baby

Chapter 16: Dix d'Épées

Notes:

Welcome back, I hope you’re all doing well, including those who comment on this fic with things that have caused some drastic changes.

CW: past and present child abuse, implied injuries, mental health issues including the author's. Shout out to my beta reader for kindly keeping me semi sane.

The Ten of Swords: a Tarot card. No, you’re not on a Mistigris universe fic. This is still technically Ice Ice Baby.
One interpretation of drawing the Ten of Swords in Tarot (divination not the game) is a sudden and abrupt (but inevitable) ending. Perhaps the feeling of being back-stabbed. Some may pick to be the victim, however if you are dealing with something that the Ten of Swords may cover, you have a choice in how you respond. You can be the victim, or you can choose your path forwards in light of the severe, perceived wrong-doing against you. I’ve always been of the mind that it indicates you need to control what you CAN control instead of focusing on what you canNOT control.

Ice Ice Baby incidentally has a new playlist. More on this after the update.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Weeks passed without any further discussion between Regulus and his coaches about anything other than training. He wasn’t sure if they’d allowed him to throw himself in for his benefit or for theirs. Perhaps there was genuinely nothing to say or do on the subjects previously broached.

That was until one night, when at half one in the morning, Perenelle texted him to meet her outside of the flat he shared with Sirius. He only knew because Sirius had been awake, and she’d rung before she’d texted.

It didn’t take Regulus long after waking up to get dressed and hurl himself all the way down to street level, even though this did involve literally catapulting down several sets of stairs instead of walking or even running. 

“Good, I was concerned I would have to come fetch you.”

“I would appreciate an explanation,” Regulus took great care not to betray how breathless he actually felt. Instead, he focused on ensuring his breathing was absolutely, entirely perfectly steady. Perenelle’s grip on the steering wheel was, after all, her only tell of tenseness. 

“Nicolas has retrieved young Mr Rosier. I thought it might go slightly better if you could explain for him.”

“Did Nicolas kidnap Evan?” Regulus asked after a long moment, and Perenelle shrugged with a slight huff. “Did Nicolas have someone kidnap Evan?”

“Yes. It was… messy.”

“Yes, I expect it was,” Regulus wasn’t sure he’d ever sounded quite so British, but the shock had him pulling on his mother’s composure to try and hide any and all emotions that he might need to process. He couldn’t very well feel and process emotions, after all. 

“He’s mostly unharmed. Evan, that is.”

“Fantastic,” Regulus’ tone indicated his extreme displeasure for him–no effort needed to be made on facial expressions. 

Perenelle kindly left it there.


Evan looked like a cornered, wounded animal. It was an unkind comparison considering how frequently Regulus had to be talked down from similar positions, but usually Regulus wasn’t threatening people three times his age who were merely sat on their sofa. The instant Regulus entered the room, though, Evan fell back from the defensive position. 

“Regulus?” 

“C’est bon, Evan,” Regulus murmured. “I asked Nicolas to retrieve you.”

“It was Greyback.”

“Quoi?”

“Greyback retrieved me.”

“Nicolas, you do not have a friend, you have someone who takes everyone’s money.”

“Je sais ça,” Nicolas replied without a single ounce of regret or a moment of hesitation. 

“Do you know about his preference for children?”

“Non,” Nicolas admittedly didn’t hesitate over this, either. “I did not. Rest assured, I will not employ him again. Against anyone.”

“Very good,” Regulus gave an absent acknowledgement, as he headed for Evan. “Are you terribly hurt?”

“Non,” Evan admitted after a long moment. Only then did Regulus attempt to take the knife Evan was holding as a lifeline. Evan handed it over without hesitation. “It was light and just a grab. I thought it was, you know. A typical grab. For money.”

“It was,” Regulus replied. “Just not for the usual employers. That is my fault, I should have told you I told Nicolas that you didn’t belong in le Milieu. It is my fault for asking.”

Evan’s brow furrowed. 

“I will be coaching you, for La France,” Nicolas declared. “I have paid off your father never to contact you without you initiating first.”

Evan looked at Regulus with a slightly betrayed look for the briefest of moments, which Regulus thought might have been his imagination, but when Evan spoke again, it was with a tinge of hurt: “I would have liked to be consulted.”

“I apologise, Evan, sincerely. I did not know what Nicolas planned.”

“I apologise as well. I acted with haste to ensure it did not jeopardise you. I apologise for not including you,” Nicolas murmured, and after a long moment, Evan nodded firmly. From an outside perspective, it was a conscious decision to disregard the origin of his current circumstances. “Will you accept my offer, Mr Rosier?”

“I don’t have a choice, do I?”

“Bien sur–of course you do!” Nicolas looked horrified. “You can choose anyone else, or to not compete, I would not hold it against you.”

“I will compete for you, Monsieur Flamel,” Evan murmured after a long moment. “Regulus trusts both of you, and I trust Regulus. I will therefore trust in you not to mislead me on this matter. Even if it is an unconventional means of acquisition.”

Nicolas looked outright sheepish. “Je suis profondément désolé,” Nicolas murmured. “I had not considered the… consequences. I will, going forward. Regulus, perhaps you would be so kind as to stay the night, to help ensure Evan can be comfortable? Or we can take you back to your flat…?”

“This was not planned at all, was it, Nicolas?” Regulus’ fear broke into outright amusement, because Nicolas looked like he was at such a loss.

“Non, non,” Nicolas admitted. “But we are here now, non?”

“Evidemment,” Regulus murmured. “Evan?”

“Wherever you prefer.”

It was an immediate non-question. Even if they didn’t always get on, Regulus’ response would always be at home with Sirius. They were even let off for the next week of training, which had Regulus on edge, but Evan merely looked grateful for the adjustment time.


Sirius was sitting up. Regulus probably should have texted, but he was a bit busy doing the wound care that Evan had refused to let Nicolas do. From Regulus’ perspective, this had been an entirely reasonable decision.

“Oh. Hiya, Evan,” Sirius looked beyond uncomfortable as Regulus dragged a slightly bloody, bandaged Evan in to the sitting room. “What’s going on?”

“I was kidnapped. By Nicolas Flamel.”

“Nicolas had Greyback kidnap Evan.”

The two explanations came at precisely the same moment, and Sirius immediately closed his eyes and very visibly did the square breathing he was constantly trying to get Regulus to do. 

“Right, so is there a plan?”

“I compete for La France with Nicolas training me,” Evan replied, with a slight shrug that had absolutely none of the concern he’d been displaying before Regulus had arrived. 

“And are you both… reasonably unharmed? And unarmed?”

“Reasonably,” Regulus replied, and Sirius sighed, but nodded. 

“Right. I’ll make tea. We’ll have a sleepover in here. Like when we were training together.”

It was true that Sirius, Regulus, and Evan had often been taken for multi-week intensives together as children, and had often slept on the floor because beds were often too soft after hitting the ice too many times in one day. Impact bruising often felt more painful with the uneven pressure of a soft surface. 

“I will make up the sofa bed,” Regulus nodded emphatically, and beamed at the kiss that he received to his forehead from Sirius. 

Sirius returned with a tea service and a pair of joggers and a clean t-shirt. 

“You’re a bit broader than me, so these are my friend James’. You can shower if you want, after you have tea. With sugar, not optional,” Sirius sounded as if he was speaking about the weather. “I will even pretend not to notice if Regulus goes with you to do that.”

This garnered him a small smile from both Regulus and Evan.


Evan had quite a few more wounds than Regulus would ideally prefer him to have, but in the end, he hadn’t been more than lightly stabbed, and in his arm at that. A stab to the arm would do very little to actually hinder his ability to skate.

Sirius kindly didn’t comment on the fact that it looked like they’d spent far more time snogging than they had actually showering as they returned to the sitting room to settle in for the short remainder of the night. He did, however, look an unusual amount of relieved for the fact that Regulus was absolutely certain that Sirius usually disliked Regulus engaging in such activities. 

Notes:

Announcement time. Congratulations to commenter number 21 on a specific subject, whose comment has not been deleted, as well as to about 80 comments that I deleted on a different subject. The 21 commenters who informed me that generative AI cannot generate chapters of this fic due to its subject matter have been a ‘ten of swords’ moment for me.

I am now so beyond feelings that this fic is instead being revamped with precision because I looped around to calm, just off my rocker about it. If you take a look through my other fics, you may gather some info like the fact that I am not well physically or mentally. I am not the author that will give you what you want if you beg, simply because my mental health is clearly not there for what you’re asking for, and this was my ONE lighthearted fic and I have repeatedly struggled to deliver what was being demanded (not always kindly asked for or just accepted as existing). This fic has had roughly 650 comments deleted total that were not polite.

I am so so sorry to all those who have been absolutely lovely the entire time. You did nothing wrong and I would love to be capable of writing the fic I set out to write. It’s not in the cards, so to speak, not with people doing this. So, this fic will get finished. But it will not be what I set out to write.

My goal now is to create the most AI-proofed fic I can (though I think Asterisk might already take that medal). There will still be figure skating. There will be romance, probably. All characters remain, probably. All other bets are off the table until I perfect an AI-proofed formula. I have two irl lawsuits ongoing and a third on the horizon, not to mention other people’s shit that I have to handle too. My life is shit. I do not have time for this nor an inclination to humour this kind of online nonsense. I do have a desire to AI proof my fic, though.

My recommendation: if you love something, don’t test the person holding the metaphorical gun. They might torture your favourite characters instead of giving you what you want. If you unsubscribe over this, that is soooo genuinely understandable, and I wish you well. As an audience, you’ve largely been great. I’m sorry I cannot give you the story you signed up for because my patience has been corroded, and furthermore my intentions distorted by the pain some of these comments have caused. However, if you wish a sneak peak, it will probably realistically just end up like a hybrid Wild World-Mistigris combo which is to say bittersweet ending with more crime than the average individual experiences. Really, it will just pivot towards handling the crime subplot instead of it remaining a subplot, that's all this really means, realistically. I'm just dramatic by nature.

This work is now a work of utilising the decay that came about through the fact that I was not well enough for the type of attention this fic has gotten (feeding it to AI, really??? demanding chapters was painful enough). Furthermore, if you or anyone you know put fics through AI for new chapters, can you at least not tell authors you’re doing it? That at least seems polite.

Until next time…
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