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Gods & Monsters (God’s dead, I said “Baby, that’s alright with me.”) by worldwideshoulders_bitch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2026
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Hogwarts was supposed to be safe.
After Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort during the Triwizard Tournament, the wizarding world moved forward. The castle modernized. Electricity replaced candlelight, phones buzzed in students’ pockets, and the threat of war became nothing more than a distant memory.
Until the killings began.
Students are brutally murdered by a masked killer who seems to have no preference for blood status, house, or reputation.
As panic spreads through the school, two unlikely students begin their own investigation:
Hermione Granger, the Golden Girl, with a mind built for solving impossible problems, and Draco Malfoy, the arrogant Slytherin heir who seems to know far more about secrets than he lets on.
What no one knows is that they’re already connected.
Behind closed doors, Hermione and Draco have been hiding a relationship.
Now, as the body count rises and paranoia consumes the castle, they must work together, alongside their unsuspecting friends, to uncover the identity of the killer before Hogwarts becomes their graveyard.
(Inspired by “Scream Queens” TV Show.)
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Taking Root by amongthepansies (arielle_reads), arielle_reads, DrPansyParkinson, GCGrayWriter, Halliwell19, Kerosenehoney, nocturn, NoraGraver, ParksandFiction, Wanderingfair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2025
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A blind date, a tour of exotic, suggestive vegetation, and a fresh start.
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Bookmarked by worldwideshoulders_bitch
18 May 2026
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“I’m not your friend. I’m not your fiancé,” he pouts. “I’m your—”
“A favour,” she reminds him. “An idiotic one at that. The witches you could have,” she sighs. “The Prophet will crucify me for taking you off the market. I’m mad you’re doing this, and I’m the one benefiting from it.”
“A favour?” he mimics, rolling the word around his mouth.
“A favourable arrangement,” she amends. “I get access to my full inheritance, you get a witch who will look the other way. You’ll have every freedom. Think of the witches that will throw themselves at you, and your wife won’t say a damned thing. Not many wizards in the whole of Britain can say that.”
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Pansy and Harry enter into a marriage of convenience and never catch feelings-oh wait.
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- English
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Bookmarked by worldwideshoulders_bitch
18 May 2026
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I never stopped loving you by andsoforth, mayanahi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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Hermione waited for years for Draco to leave Azkaban
When he finally does, they can't wait before having each other
PWP with NSFW art :)
Bookmarked by worldwideshoulders_bitch
12 May 2026
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For a moment, Hermione forgets how to breathe and her heart races at the single-minded way he’s looking at her now.
Is he pissed or something?
Because if she’s not mistaken, Draco Malfoy is offering to fuck a baby into her.
Bookmarked by worldwideshoulders_bitch
10 May 2026
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Where Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have to learn to work together to get something they both want: Hermione Granger.
A game of Seven Minutes in Heaven goes awry in all the best ways.
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- English
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- 134,426
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by worldwideshoulders_bitch
05 May 2026