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    Craig Tucker shouldn't have used the milk for cereal this morning, now look where it got him.

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    03 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 3

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    Charlie kirk gets shot by our queen Ramona Flowers and it was planned by Regina George and Alexander Hamilton. his bf, Dean WHIMPERS is left heartbroken after!!
    #whenyourneckhurtkinda
    TRY NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL CHALLENGE!!

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    15 Sep 2025

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    EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.

    EDIT 04/05/2021:
    Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Tumblr: @grootficguy

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    29 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 49

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    “At least I don't stomp around with a bad attitude and a shitty hat! Maybe you're right Craig, maybe your training is perfect - but you distract people with how nasty you are and how ridiculous you look in that thing! What are you, ten years old?!”.

    “Leave my hat out of this! I wear it for a practical reason - it keeps my ears warm!”.

    “Ooh, cold ears! Now there's a tragedy if I ever saw one!”, Tweek retorted sarcastically.

    The Oxford Comma is a bar on the main strip in Denver that entices people inside with bright lights that mesmerize and illuminate stained glass windows. But young bartender Craig Tucker contrasts warm and inviting. He’s nonchalant at best but well-known to cantankerous, sardonic and well - just plain RUDE.

    There’s a reason the bar goes through employees almost as fast as he changes his own underwear - Craig does NOT play nice with others. He doesn’t just keep his cards close to his chest, he keeps them buried six feet under.

    But one blistering cold December night a lost looking blonde stranger enters the bar and successfully acquires a job working alongside Craig

    How do Tweek and Craig go from Strangers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers?!

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    26 Jan 2026

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    synopsis — after reading about a book series that mirrored everything you’d loved about a past favourite, you were thrilled to find it in your college library. the copies were old—worn enough to still have checkout cards—but what caught your attention was the same set of initials, G.S., scrawled across nearly every one. the same G.S. who had filled the margins with sharp, thoughtful annotations. you couldn’t stop yourself from thoroughly enjoying the silly little comments written in the margins, leaving your own notes alongside theirs. it wasn’t until much later that you realised G.S. wasn’t some long-gone bookworm. it was none other than the man you had sworn to hate. gojo satoru.

    uploaded on here from my tumblr (@/saatorus)

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    26 Jan 2026