ur_local_dumb_ho
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Some Cats Don’t Land on Their Feet by ur_local_dumb_ho
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Apr 2025
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Dazai, for some reason that Akutagawa couldn’t comprehend, had instructed him to let the weretiger move in with him. At first he had been annoyed, but after he saw how horrible the man was at taking care of himself, he figured it was probably a good idea. Because, after all, he needed to ensure that he would be in top shape for their battle. It definitely didn’t have anything to do with the odd feelings he had been developing for the weretiger recently, absolutely not.
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The Heartbreakers (Childe’s version) by ur_local_dumb_ho
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Oct 2024
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In Teyvat High, there are a lot of students who have made names for themselves. From the nice popular girls, to the himbo sports boys, to the brainiac kids at the top of their classes. But there are three students in particular who have earned themselves a very special nickname around campus.
Signora, Childe, and Scaramouche are widely known as the heartbreakers.
Almost everyone at Teyvat High is praying on their downfall, seeing those arrogant stunning bastards always getting everything they want. Little do they know, the retribution they’re all hoping for is coming sooner than anyone thinks. Soon the heartbreakers will get what has been coming to them for years.
Can Childe survive with his heart still intact? Will he be able to get the boyfriend of his dreams? Will Signora finally lose her shit once and for all?
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- Part 1 of The Heartbreakers
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Darned if I Don't by iselsis for astrobatty
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
07 Mar 2026
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Tim doesn't want to bother anyone with his heat, especially not Bruce. He knows it's hard for Bruce to be around another young omega given how he'd lost Jason.
Red Hood Jason is going to kidnap Drake for his revenge plan, only to find that Drake cannot build a nest. This is horrible and must be rectified immediately.
Bookmarked by ur_local_dumb_ho
06 May 2026
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Tim Drake’s Guide to Post-Mortem IVF and the Consequences of Teenage Parenthood by candlemouse
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
29 Sep 2025
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“So, where’s the evidence?” Tim asked.
“One moment,” Bruce said, still staring down at Lila like she was god’s greatest gift to earth. And she was the greatest gift to earth. But Tim’s greatest gift—not God’s—because Tim technically was the one who had swirled her up in a test tube.
Tim accidentally creates a baby out of his and Kon’s DNA in grief. He keeps this a secret until he can’t, and then pivots onto the story that he’s “babysitting.” With a family full of detectives, it’s a story unlikely to last.
(AKA the fic in which a baby prompts Tim to reconcile his relationships with his loved ones)
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- Part 1 of my timkon clone baby au
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29 Apr 2026
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Dumbassery² (or a story about falling in love technically twice) by DearLittleRobin
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
27 Dec 2024
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Superboy thinks Robin is an inspiration for the hero community, a deadly combination of dashing looks and a sharp mind.
Robin thinks Superboy is way too cocky for a guy who wears sunglasses at night.
Tim Drake thinks Conner Kent is the most handsome guy he's ever met.
Conner Kent thinks Tim Drake is just another stupidly rich kid that thinks he's better than everyone.Aka TimKon lovesquare!AU inspired by @clambuoyance's drawings in this post
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- Part 1 of Timkon Lovesquare AU
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28 Apr 2026
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She traces the prominent ridge of her collarbones, avoiding the flat chest below as she tortures herself with her own reflection.
"Fag."
That's what he thinks of her.
It's not a surprise, by any means whatsoever, but it is... It is...
It's a cold shoulder, muttered remarks, a refusal to look her in the eye, and the disgust the overwhelms his expression when he sees the pansy shell she's trapped in.
He hates her.
Well, at the very least, he hates him.
But there's no way in hell someone like him could ever smile at someone like her... He doesn't even know her.
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Kirara and Hakari's time at Jujutsu High.
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18 Mar 2026
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hey son, i killed your daddy by MissingN000
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Jun 2021
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“His death,” Megumi starts. “How did it happen?”
God, this is it. Gojo tugs off his blindfold and watches it flutter pathetically to the floor like a dying butterfly. He’d rather swim in a sea of curses than do this, but Megumi deserves to know.
“Me.”
Megumi’s breath hitches. A thousand microexpressions that Gojo’s learned to read over the years flicker across his features like the pages of a flipbook. “...what?”
“It was me. I killed him,” Gojo confirms. “I killed your father, Megumi.”
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Gojo admits something.
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08 Mar 2026