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    “That was puberty!” Sirius snapped, his voice rising in panic. “This is different!”
    Remus couldn’t help but laugh, though it came out more as a soft chuckle. “You named your fantasy hockey team ‘James Body Shot Potter’ for three years running.”
    Sirius flushed a shade of red that could rival his hair, his mouth opening and closing like he was a fish out of water. “REMUS!” he hissed, a horrified look on his face. “This isn’t funny! I wrote fanfiction about him!”

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    Remus and Sirius' Gay Awakening has become a new Assistant Coach for their College Hockey team

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    23 Sep 2026

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    27 Aug 2026

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    "What?" Regulus jabs his wand into the underside of James' jaw.

    Despite the threat in Regulus' glare, James grins. "Love, I've faced Voldemort himself. I don't let myself be pinned against a wall unless that's where I want to be. As it stands, I'm quite fond of the murderous look in your pretty eyes, and don't mind having it directed towards me."

    There's an incredulous laugh. Barty says, "Oh, you and I have more in common than I thought, Potter."

     

    -- ☆ --

     

    The war is over. It has left James with bruises on his soul and a forlorn innocence. But he survived.

    The wizarding world is a tangled mess of mourning heroes and redeeming villains.

    And two of those villains are dancing in a muggle pub and looking good. One of them is supposed to be dead, and the other is supposed to be in Azkaban.

    James shouldn't, he really shouldn't, but... well, he's never been particularly talented at doing what he should.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    ch 6

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    Richard Reeds smiled ruefully at Tony and nodded at Peter. “Got caught in the Parker Tornado, eh?”

    “He won’t let me leave,” said Tony, jokingly. “I'm a kidnapee.”

    “Haha, you said pee.” Peter pointed a finger at Tony mockingly.

    “And you are still 12, next topic.”

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    In a universe where the Accords business went by better than in canon, Tony Stark never had a reason to recruit Spider-Man.
    Years later, Peter Parker still somehow makes his way into Tony's life.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    28 Apr 2025

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    ch 19