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The unlikely trials of Lord Capon's squire Henry of Skalitz by stinkypeasant
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
19 May 2026
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“And when you… return, I suppose. What will we do then?”
Henry raised a brow at that.
“Something tells me you have ideas of your own already, my lord.”5 times Henry failed to deliver romance when it was demanded and 1 time he finally succeeded.
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- Part 1 of Pretty fly for a Bohemian guy
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Stuck in the middle with you by stinkypeasant
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
22 Feb 2026
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Henry could say this situation brought him terror and disgust, but that would simply be lying, and he hasn’t the coin to pay indulgence just yet.
Orrrr the boys go on a hunt for two days as punishment. Shit happens.
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- Part 3 of Of boredom and other terrible ills
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A mouth so sharp and cruel by stinkypeasant
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
26 Oct 2025
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Taverns were mostly empty during the first half of the day, since most of Rattay citizens had real responsibilities and had no time for day drinking. Hans Capon had responsibilities too, of course. He simply chose not to acknowledge them.
A sequel no one waited for!! HUZZAH
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- Part 2 of Of boredom and other terrible ills
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Boy, you'll be a man soon by stinkypeasant
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
13 Oct 2025
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Hans Capon was not known for his patience. Rightly so, as he didn’t have any. He was also not famous for his well made decisions, of which he had none.
Basically Henry failing at babysitting our favourite Rattay brat. Enjoy.
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- Part 1 of Of boredom and other terrible ills
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Pretty fly for a Bohemian guy by stinkypeasant
Fandom Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
19 May 2026
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Of boredom and other terrible ills by stinkypeasant
Fandom Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
22 Feb 2026
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"You have 143 new messages." by androgenius
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
20 Apr 2026
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When Henry discovers a love letter in the mailbox, Hans panics. Which has nothing to do with him having feelings for Henry. Absolutely not.
Bookmarked by stinkypeasant
23 Feb 2026