startledandconfused
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Tyger Tyger, burning bright by startledandconfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!
14 May 2022
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“Good morning, signorina,” he said, at last, not breaking eye contact.
Hariel was not going to lose this contest. She was not.
“Good morning,” she replied with saccharine sweetness, “Do I have something on my face?” she asked innocently, her glare not leaving his.
“A smudge of chocolate on your left cheek, actually, but I was not going to comment on it.”
Oh, Hariel, though morosely, the trip was just going to be lovely.
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Harry and Reborn have to share a train compartment for an indefinite amount of time. Chaos ensues. Of course, it does.
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Of Phones and Ghosts by startledandconfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Bleach
29 Jan 2022
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“Alright, but you are aware that this is a Candy Shop, right?”
“Not really, but does it matter? Just fix it. I will pay whatever it is, in money, that is. I need to get that thing to work and stop ruining my life.”
So what if he was being dramatic. It was very tiresome to have to buy one phone every other day because they always exploded, just stopped working, got transfigured accidentally, or vanished.
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Harry Potter is so done with his magic making all his cell phones explode, so he decides to find someone who can fix it. He was thinking of a Wizard, but that wasn't specified in the runic array. Now, he's in Japan and he thinks he's being probably experimented on.
But, oh well, if he makes the phone work, it will be fine.
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Lost In Translation by startledandconfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
02 Jan 2022
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“There you have,” The bartender surprised him again by putting the same drink in front of him. He blinked. He didn’t know if he could pay two drinks.
“Oh no, I… was just…"
“It’s from the gentleman over there,” they said, signaling behind her to the man he had been blatantly admiring before. He flushed red and nodded to them, who winked at him before leaving again.
Harry’s gaze fell again on the man, the one who didn’t want to be interrupted, going by his bracelet designation. The one who was a Dom and so out of his league it wasn’t even funny.
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Harry is trying to have some fun in a Kink Friendly Club in the Chic Zone Of Coruscant. That he is lost in another Universe is secondary. Not having a wand doesn't matter. He's trying to drown his anxiety with copious amounts of alcohol and a healthy amount of sex. Qui-Gon approves of the sex, not so much of the alcohol.
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like what i like by blahzarry
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Mar 2022
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they were brothers now, and though he never had a real one, anakin had to assume that actual brothers also spent a good chunk of their time talking about sex, like he and obi-wan did.
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obi-wan and anakin are extremely nasty.
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Bookmarked by startledandconfused
23 Jun 2026
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All of my Obikin art sfw and nsfw in one place in order of creation
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this was only leading me to that by blahzarry for Alilyhn
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Jun 2026
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Obi-Wan’s heart startles. “I did not think you’d recognize me,” he says. He longs desperately for his large, billowing robe; the urge to wring his hands in the sleeves gnawing at him. He’s never known less what to do with his body.
“So you did come here for me, then. When I saw you walk in, I thought maybe you’d become some sort of pervert.”
With the way Obi-Wan is struggling to keep his eyes on Anakin’s face, perhaps he is.
Bookmarked by startledandconfused
22 Jun 2026
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Between a Rock and a Very Hard Place by gawayne for chunni
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Jul 2021
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wicked thing by imaginarykat
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Mar 2026
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Rumour has it there's yet another Sith Lord hiding among the Separatists. The Council sends Anakin to investigate. Anakin has a bad feeling about this.
or, the story of how Anakin exists in a perpetual state of intense embarrassment, Kenobi is enjoying it a little too much, and everything is, generally speaking, a gigantic mess.