sometimeshipper
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princess blair's machiavellian manifesto by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
11 Apr 2024
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Blair Waldorf-Grimaldi, Princess Consort of Monaco, deals with betrayal the best way that she can, i.e. calling her friend (yes, just a friend, really, stop looking at her like that), Dan Humphrey.
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want you in my bloodline by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
21 Feb 2023
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Old magic runs in the veins of Blair Cassiopeia Black. Cherished younger sister of Sirius and twin to Regulus, she grows up to be the perfect pureblood princess. Merlin help her if Daniel Humphrey, the first muggleborn Slytherin in a century, ruins things for her.
link to trailer: https://tinyurl.com/bloodlinetrailer
link to playlist: https://tinyurl.com/bloodlineficSeries
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want you in my bloodline - trailer by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
22 Nov 2021
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Regulus coughs. “She’s actually writing to my friend, Daniel Humphrey.”
Sirius blinks. “Huh. Humphrey.”
“You know, the muggleborn,” Regulus says lazily, hands fiddling with a snitch.
Once the realization hits him, Sirius grins widely at Blair. “Guess I’ll make blood traitors out of the both of you yet!”
Trailer to the want you in my bloodline fic.
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got us living in this perfect suburban fantasy by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2021
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Stepford itself is stunning, all picture perfect lawns, and tastefully-designed facades. Harry wonders if they can truly build a home here.
(The Drarry & minor Wolfstar Stepford Wives AU that nobody asked for.)
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draco malfoy and his lifetime supply of granted wishes by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2021
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Draco is cursed with having all his wishes come true until he genuinely wishes for someone else’s happiness. Not bad, right?
Everything goes wrong, naturally, and sod it all, why must Potter witness all of it?
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death wish by sometimeshipper
Fandom Gossip Girl (TV 2007), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2023
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amor vincit omnia (potter soulmate aus) by sometimeshipper
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2021
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you've got the love you need to see me through by sometimeshipper
Fandom Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
25 Oct 2021
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Just snippets of the domestic life of Dan and Blair, banter and all.
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“Are you mad?!” Colin says, taking another gulp from his glass. “I would never dream of courting Penelope Featherington! Not in your wildest fantasies, Fife.”
The laughter that follows will probably haunt the both of them for years to come.
“I would think not,” Anthony says, before he can stop himself and he feels Pen flinch beside him, “It would make a quite awkward situation when she is to be your sister, should she have me.”
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09 May 2026
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09 May 2026
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The Utter Nerve of Penelope Featherington by Jemigo12
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 May 2026
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What if Penelope went to the Queen instead of writing about Eloise?
Dear reader, the conclusion becomes quite the spectacle.Series
- Part 3 of What Ifs
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03 May 2026
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Effective immediately. Subject to review.
1. No sleeping over. Separate rooms, always.
2. No jealousy. What the other person does outside this apartment is none of our business.
3. No feelings. If either party develops feelings, the arrangement ends. Immediately, no discussion.
4. Nothing changes. We are still roommates first. Normal rules of the apartment apply.
5. No one finds out. Especially not Penelope.
6. This ends when I move out. Clean, no overlap, no extensions.
Addendum: this is a stress relief arrangement, not a relationship. Treat accordingly.
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29 Mar 2026
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Why Penelope Featherington should not date Alfred Debling by lizzylizzl, oglies for Theedqueen
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
20 Mar 2025
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Penelope has made a few mistakes in her life, but apparently none quite as bad as agreeing to a date with a man who, according to Colin’s newly constructed (and deeply unhinged) PowerPoint presentation, has committed 100 atrocities.
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15 Mar 2026