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At work, Clara is the perfect secretary. She never misses a deadline, never schedules on the wrong date, and is always polite and subservient. She'd like to believe she's not too far off at home, but there's one major difference -- she despises her boss. In her eyes, Otto Vandermeer is nothing more than a trust fund douchebag that has no business ordering people around. When she finally gives in to her urges and decides to punish him, though, her own heart might be what ends up taking the hit.
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IO is the culmination of many years of research into creating a truly intelligent housekeeping android. With her human-level emotions and ability to learn, she is the closest her creators have gotten to perfection, but she still needs testing. As such, she is 'enrolled' in the private Rosemary University, a college for the highest level students in the country. IO is instructed to run a cafe on campus in her spare time and improve her cooking abilities as well as her emotional skills and empathy. What the scientists don't realize is that Rosemary Academy is filled with students so focused on their work and image that they never take time to enjoy food - and that IO may end up being a bit too passionate about her job.
(This story has mainly stuffing/feeding kink elements, overall it's pretty light and fluffy with no extreme or overtly sexual elements but is rated mature for being a kink fic).
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Sadie wants nothing more than to study and graduate from university without any issues. This becomes difficult when she attracts the attention of one of the most aggravating students in her class, Ivan, who seems determined to pick on her at any opportunity. It seems like she's destined to spend her college years as an emotional punching bag, until she unexpectedly discovers a secret that might turn the tables on her biggest nuisance.
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- Part 1 of mubeneverse
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A collection of side stories and AUs for Mutually Beneficial. Unless specified all stories are independent of one another and the time period it takes place in during the main story will be specified. These stories aren't necessarily canon to the main narrative and there might be continuity issues between the two. It's just for fun.
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- Part 2 of mubeneverse
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Ever since the circus was informed of Gangle's interests (thanks to a certain rabbit), Jax and Zooble have been competing to win her attention.
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- Part 10 of digitum
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Mostly Jax and Zooble centric with Gangle as the support pervert.
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Aziraphale wants to show Crowley his Clue and get back to orchestrating his plan, but he’s feeling a little tipsy from his drinks at the pub. Crowley suggests that Aziraphale eat some pub food to soak up the alcohol.
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29 Aug 2026
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Have an Ox Rib by AziraphalesBookshelf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
25 Aug 2026
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Aziraphale pushed himself up the grain sack slightly, whining uncomfortably as his stomach grumbled, protesting the movement. "I wonder if angels can burst," he said quietly.
"M'not sure. Why? Want to test it out?" Crawley said with a glint in his eye.
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Take a sneak peek at what happened in Job's basement when Aziraphale gorges himself on the ox. Crawley pushes Aziraphale a bit further, and the angel ends up well and truly stuffed.
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25 Aug 2026
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For as long as Mettaton has been his co-star, two observations about Mr. Ant Tenna have remained a constant truth:
He has never possessed another robot body, and he has never taken a day off.
Naturally, when Tenna decides to hop inside a toy and become Mettaton's virtual pet for the day, it's a shocking but not unwelcome change.
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- Part 14 of New fic
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24 Aug 2026
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The facts were these:
Ned the Piemaker, who was twenty-six years, eight months, four days, and twelve hours old, was in debt. Not the cute, movie kind of debt where the intrepid hero still manages to pay for leather-bound journals and fedoras while pursuing a career in his chosen field, but the soul-crushing kind, the kind that caused people in casinos to throw themselves from the balcony onto an unsuspecting blackjack table thirteen feet below. Between the mounting interest on his culinary school loans and paying rent and utilities for a historic landmark with a stucco crust roof, Ned was not exactly raking it in as a comfort food entrepreneur. The business had been flourishing, sure, but Ned’s bank account took a major hit when he began renting, and after taxes and the abysmally high cost of fruit, there wasn’t much left over for Ned to look after himself.
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22 Aug 2026
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gordon & benreys fucked up & kinky guide to happiness (or, how to stop hating yourself & fall in love with your nemesis) by benneyfreeman
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
29 Apr 2026
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who needs therapy when you can become roommates (and maybe more) with your worst enemy instead?
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16 Aug 2026