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Chim’s gaze triangulates from Buck to Eddie, to the empty space beside Eddie, then back to Buck.
“Hi,” Chim says, very slowly, projecting a why are you, Butthead, sitting here, when Beavis is over there? into that one word to the best of his ability.
Buck looks up from his phone, his smile immediate and radiant. “Uh, hey! Morning, Chim. How’s it goin’?”
Chim pointedly glances at Eddie, then swivels back. Buck’s eyes remain fixed on Chim, smile unwavering and very determined in his pretense that the crossword enthusiast opposite them doesn’t exist.
Or, Chim gets to the bottom of it.
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“I wouldn’t do that,” Eddie says, smirking into a sip of his beer. “You’re—”
—on blood thinners, Buck's brain supplies a split second before Eddie finishes with,
“—injured.”
Right. Well, wasn’t that a fun little memory for his subconscious to exhume, and after a mere five words, too.
"Do you remember—" Buck, to his credit, has the good sense to hit the brakes on that sentence. They’re not even remotely the same thing; the Venn diagram of this situation and that situation is two circles with an intersection of none, thank you very much. "Never mind."
Or: Buck, Eddie, and the seven year old elephant in the kitchen.
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Buck freezes, staring wide-eyed at his wall as though with enough conviction he could render it transparent. On the other side, Eddie lies in bed, unaware his phone is still connected, still broadcasting sound through Buck’s speakers. Where he’s awake, where he's watching—
“Such a gorgeous fuckin’ mouth, fuck—”
—because Eddie wants to— or he’s trying to…
“Suck on it, yeah, like that, suck it up—”
Belatedly, Buck realises he’s already on his feet. Compulsion has coiled around him like a silken leash, tugging him out of his bedroom and down the hallway towards the guest room.
for Bottom Eddie Week Day 1: Fixation (Breathplay/Choking)
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"Yours. Always yours," Eddie answers, sinking back against the headrest, face kissed gold by the morning light. He angles Buck a sidelong look, then adds a considerate, “unless you’d rather not. If you’re tired—”
“No, no,” Buck cuts in quickly, pinking at Eddie’s clear preference. “I’ll make us something. I like cooking for you.”
Eddie hums, pleased, and turns back to the sun. His lashes slide shut, languid as a cat stretched across sun-warmed concrete. “I like when you do, too.”
Or, truth serum: party of two. Unfortunately, they're the last to know.
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Someone exclaims in the background, but Buck’s voice cuts through louder when he asks, “You… you want to borrow my…?”
“Flashlight,” Eddie supplies with patient emphasis. It is not, strictly speaking, a leap of faith to assume Buck of all people would have one, but he did move recently, so— who knows what’s still lost in Packed Box Limbo. “Please tell me you have one I can use.”
“I…” there’s a lengthy pause on the other end, Buck’s voice weak and tapering off at the end. “Y-Yeah, okay.”
Or: Eddie just needs to borrow some tools. Fleshlight, flashlight, what’s the difference? The distinction has never been more illuminating.
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Anti Team Cap (but mostly, just Anti Cap) by rhodeys
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Jul 2020
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So, here's the thing. Civil War happened and I was not happy about what happened with Tony.
I am still not happy, and will continue to not be happy; therefore, I shall project said unhappiness through these fics.
(Tags for each story will mention who the fic is friendly/non-friendly to)Enjoy!!
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an archive of drabbles for frostiron, ironhusbands, and winteriron. :)
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soulmate one-shots by rhodeys
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Aug 2020
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"If you need me to give you some privacy…" He's not going to go far, but maybe it's too weird trying to jerk off with Eddie in the house. Maybe Buck needs to be loud. Eddie could go for a walk around the block. Around a couple of blocks. There's an all-night corner store at the end of Buck's street, and it's a bit of a hike, but he could walk down and buy more Gatorade and snacks, give Buck some space to get it out of his system.
"I don't…" Buck groans, rubbing both hands over his jaw, then up into his hair. "It won't work."
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Or: When Buck is exposed to an experimental aphrodisiac, Eddie helps him out. As bros. Right?
Bookmarked by rhodeys
01 Oct 2026
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YES!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!! AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING TOP TIER PORN
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"You think you’re dreaming.”
Eddie hesitates, sitting back down slowly. “I am dreaming.”
“Ah!” Buck says, blue eyes wide. “Or— or maybe you’re not. Maybe this is just a-a different life.”
“A different life?” Eddie frowns. “What?”
“You know,” Buck insists, “like, you went to sleep and you woke up somewhere else, in a different version of your life. And— and to get back, you probably have to do something.”
“Like a— a parallel universe?”
in which Eddie goes to sleep and wakes up somewhere else, Buck helps him get back home, and along the way Eddie learns what it means to choose juice.
Bookmarked by rhodeys
01 Oct 2026
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alternate reality/parallel universe YUMMMMMMM!!!! one of my fav tropes in marvel fanfics so seeing this trope with buddie is the most delicious cake ever
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Nothing in this house is packed up, but it’s been cleaned in a frenzy, Eddie mulling over options to possibly sublet it, or turn it into an Airbnb, or do anything but leave it empty. At the same time, he can’t fathom anyone else filling the same corners that he’d so painstakingly built with warmth and love and grief and his whole fucking family . He doesn’t want to let a stranger into those memories, into the corners where Buck and Chris live.
A sharp, desperate knock stops him from spiraling about it further. It’s harried, a bang that startles him as the pounding continues.
He shouldn’t have been surprised to find Buck at the door.
Or, Eddie's moving to Texas, Buck wants something from him, and they come together only to be torn apart 9 hours later.
Bookmarked by rhodeys
11 Apr 2026
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yeah i love me some sad/goodbye sex..... this was awesome
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“I think maybe Pepa's setting you up with the wrong people,” Buck blurts out.
“I did like him, he just–”
“I mean–” Buck huffs, and then he really gets going, “he’s basically just some–some emotionally unavailable douche who dragged you all the way out to Studio City fully intending to ditch you until he realized he had a chance to get in your pants, which–where, in some restroom? And don’t even get me started on–like, you said you sucked his dick, but what about you? Did he even get you off? That doesn’t sound very considerate! Frankly, he sounds like a terrible guy, and you should let me set you up with someone!”
Eddie’s brain isn’t going remotely as fast as Buck’s, because he’s still slowly making his way from his first thought (did I ever tell him I was meeting Matt in Studio City?) to his second one (has he been thinking about if and how I got off this whole time?) when Buck says that last part, and then it takes another moment to sink in. He blinks at the table. He blinks at Buck. “I’m sorry, what was that?”
Or: Eddie comes out, Pepa takes the initiative, and Buck follows her lead.
Bookmarked by rhodeys
04 May 2026
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GODDDD this was so fun. buck saying he's in love with adam is a top #5 comedy moment of all time
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Without waiting for a reaction or reply, the man bore down on the gas and peeled down the highway, leaving Buck stranded in the middle of nowhere somewhere along Interstate 10.
And as Buck watched the red brake lights of his Jeep disappear into the distance, clutching his prescription of blood thinners tightly to his chest... there was really only one thing left to do. Tilting his head back until he was staring at the stars, he took a deep breath and screamed into the night:
“Fuck!”
And much like every other one of his recent cries for help, it had gone unanswered.
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Buck gets carjacked, held at gunpoint, and stranded in Arizona the day before his first shift post-lawsuit. And that's only the beginning of his troubles.
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Bookmarked by rhodeys
14 Jul 2026
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what an insanely wild ride ohhhhh buck my beloved this has certainly been a Journey for you. SO FUN!!!!!