rhinemannultra
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hike up your skirt a little more (& show the world to me) by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Dec 2025
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She can see it in his face, hear it in his voice: a thawing, a fractional lowering of his guard at the reminder that there's no one else in the room right now. No audience, no jury, no one stood with their hands outstretched, waiting impatiently for him to place in their palms a simpler version of himself, one with all the edges sanded off. An elevator pitch, an abstract, an unbridled vastness whittled down to something more easily digestible. No one in this room is asking him to be anything other than his peculiar, prismatic self, one-half the man everyone else expects him to be and the other an endless tumble of cheerful contradictions. Right now, in this room, there's just Camilla, who's only ever held him in her hands like a priceless first-edition: untranslated, unabridged. Unapologetically well-loved, too, judging by all the ballpoint pen she's left scribbled in the margins of his life over the years. And she loves him, she loves him, she loves h—
"Palamedes," she says, then. Slowly, carefully, enunciating every syllable. This is still new. She'd hate to scare it off before it even has a chance to find its legs. "Are you… curious, at all, about— pronouns?"
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- Part 4 of starving only (for the taste of tongues)
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with your x-ray in my locket by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Oct 2025
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"Now that you mention it, though, there is something you could do for me.” He can feel the heat of her eyes through the screen, xenon blue and twinkling with mischief. She’s nibbling at her lower lip with one sharp white canine tooth. He scratches absently at the side of his neck and tries to recall how long it’s been since he last sported a bruise in the shape of her mouth.
“Oh?” he asks. The tips of his ears feel warm. “And what might that be? Surely nothing that’ll catch you a public indecency charge, I hope.”
“Please,” she scoffs, turning her head so he can see she's got her earbuds in. “As if. They just came by for last rounds, no one’s due in here ‘til morning. The door’s shut, I’m being quiet. They’re understaffed tonight, and they keep calling code grays for the poor guy three doors down. They’ve got their hands full.”
“Good lord,” he says mildly. “Have I told you lately that you’re insane?”
“You have,” she says, sweetly undeterred. Then, batting her lashes as if she hadn’t won already: “Please, kitten?"
“Fuck it,” he says, cheeks hot. "Deal me in."
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- Part 3 of starving only (for the taste of tongues)
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whetstone by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Oct 2025
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"you're so tense," he says, hands folded politely in his lap in a piss-poor attempt to hide the tent in his trousers. flattering. she fights back a tiny smile. "relax, camilla. stop holding your breath."
and– she does relax, is the thing, but not consciously. she feels the muscles in her core and her limbs soften, lengthen just barely out of their contraction, lungs expanding at the merest twitch of his ring finger. the loss of control makes her gasp, ball her hands up into fists at her sides, bite down hard on her lip.
"there you go, that's much better." he starts up again, his curious touch-without-touch, that simple alchemichal biology that fools her nerve endings and neural pathways into hallucinating the pressure and warmth of a caress. it's fucking with her head a little. he's got her keyed up enough that it feels like anything could send her over the edge. she watches a rivulet of bloodsweat run down his temple. he smiles at her, warm and kind. it's–
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down the hall from where you live (these floors are talkative) by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Aug 2024
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“Camilla Hect,” he says, a hopeless grin spreading across his face. “This was premeditated, wasn't it?"
At present, Cam's standing outside his bedroom at two in the morning with both an exasperated set to her jaw and her tits out, casually propositioning him for something that could very well change their relationship permanently.
"You're horny, happens to the best of us," he says. "You're flirting with me, that's fine, if a little unexpected. But I need to be absolutely certain here: are you genuinely trying to seduce me?”
“I don't know,” she says, sweetly deadpan like the absolute pill she is, her arms still crossed and her brow furrowed. “Is it working?”
“I don't know,” he retorts, just to be a bitch. “Is it going to ruin our friendship?”
“Our friendship has managed to survive five years of me saying your name when I make myself come,” she says casually, as though this isn't a life-changing, earth-shattering piece of information. “I think we'll be alright.”
Well. That's that, then.
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- Part 2 of starving only (for the taste of tongues)
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put some goddamn moves on you (god knows you need it) by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Jul 2024
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Generally speaking, Camilla Hect prides herself on being a woman of principle.
But in her defense, she's currently got six feet of boy perched daintily in her lap playing Grand Theft Auto, and she's got exactly thirty-five milligrams of good indica in her bloodstream from the gummy that Gideon had offered her earlier, and Palamedes is wearing cologne, and just the faintest trace of eyeliner, and that pair of tiny silver hoop earrings he wears sometimes, the ones that always make him look extremely homosexual and make her just want to take the metal between her teeth and tug.
She wants him so badly it’s making her stupid. She's starting to think maybe principle can go fuck itself.
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(or: the one where cam gets her dick sucked.)
Series
- Part 1 of starving only (for the taste of tongues)
Recent series
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starving only (for the taste of tongues) by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 71,194
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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ango of green gables by batterwitchofhope (rhinemannultra)
Fandom The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
09 Dec 2018
- Words:
- 14,006
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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Epilogue: A Fistful of Doll Hairs by Celira
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Sep 2025
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“So. What is that?”
“An ending. Or an arrival, technically, depending how you look at it.”
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or: the rest stop at the end of the universe, or: Alectopause means We Write What We Wantepilogue to the Alectopause the Ninth exquisite-corpse-style collaborative series.
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- Part 29 of Alectopause the Ninth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,920
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 12
- Kudos:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 2
- Hits:
- 76
Bookmarked by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
13 Sep 2025
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Sticky Fingers by acarnivorouslamb
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Mar 2026
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“Wasn’t one of the five rules we shouldn’t see each other outside this group?” Harrow asked and Ianthe shrugged, tossing a grape back to the table. It bounced off the plate and rolled to the floor.
“Well, I mean we just need a little extra support outside the group.” Ianthe turned up a piteous pout. “Oh, come on, just one drink, I promise I won’t ask you about prison.”
Or
Harrow goes to therapy. It makes everything worse.
Bookmarked by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
27 May 2025
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the hand that feeds you by Ptolemia for necropals
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Aug 2023
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Observations on the topics of: checklists, coloured pens, love and duty, flesh, endings, academic referencing methods, volume, live wires, the procurement of new robes, boning, kisses - and the hope that someone will remember us, even in another time.
(But mostly kisses.)
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love is going to lead you by the hand by arithmonym for friendamedes
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
23 Oct 2024
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Nona was long past the days where she had to be helped with her nightshirt, but in many ways, she was still the worm with problems.
As she grew older, this fact began to grate on her.
Bookmarked by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
23 Oct 2024
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an obsessive fusion of halves by arithmonym
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 Aug 2024
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Dulcinea rejects the Warden’s marriage proposal. Camilla and Palamedes make a series of inadvisable decisions in the aftermath.
Bookmarked by hoteyedwraith (rhinemannultra)
15 Aug 2024