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If someone had told Madara a year ago that he would one day be sneaking into Senju Tobirama’s office and not to assassinate him, he would've laughed at them. And if someone had told him that he would be here, holding said Senju up against the wall and pressing not a kunai but his mouth against the man's neck, Madara would've set them on fire.
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Jackie is a lot of things, according to himself and other people, but a fool isn’t one of them. This is why, when he and V get out alive with the precious iguana cargo, he knows: they’re going to be great friends. Partners, he says and he means it, even though they just met, even though he can see a glimmer of skepticism in V’s brown eyes even while they shake on it.
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Jackie is a fool in regards to precisely one thing.
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V is mildly injured and Johnny gets worried. They have sex about it.
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“Hey, Ker,” Johnny fucking Silverhand says, sitting on his couch like he owns the place, douchebag sunglasses on, shoes propped carelessly on the coffee table.
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Some breaking and entering, followed by conversation and other things, circa 2023.
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if the world is ending, let’s stay up all night by luminouscity for YunaBlaze
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
31 Oct 2022
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It’s a quarter past midnight and Kaidan can’t sleep.
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that's great, it starts with an earthquake by throughadoor
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Jun 2026
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Across the NHL, five players wake up to the news of the FanMail video. There are a lot of group chats, some bad advice, a team who just wants to find their captain, a misunderstanding about how a green screen works and the kind of life-changing news that's too big to be watched on a small screen.
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good on my own accord by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 May 2026
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No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.
Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.
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- Part 1 of #42 Shane Hollander
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Abolish private property by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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Haley
Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
Shane
So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.Haley
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Wtf?
Katie
Is this guy fr???Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.
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The Boston Raiders tease Rozanov about his mystery long distance girlfriend, sending Jane stories and embarrassing pictures of Ilya. Shane and Ilya don’t think much of it - until Theo Michaud gets traded to from Boston to Montreal and updates his contact list.
Set during Ilya's last year as a Raider and Michaud's first day as a Metro.
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If you’re wondering what the fuck happened to Scott Hunter, the answer is this: a series of cascading catastrophic decisions. A domino effect, a Rube Goldberg machine that starts at a club in Ibiza and ends with him eating a Montreal bagel on the floor.
In which Scott Hunter accepts a trade to Montreal, just as Shane Hollander is named captain.

