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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Aziraphale spent 10 years in Heaven preventing the Second Coming, and he's been cast down to Earth to pay the price for it. Stranded thousands of miles from home, with no miracles at his disposal, making it back to Crowley seems impossible. But Aziraphale will do whatever it takes to get to him.

    Whatever it takes.

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    22 May 2026

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    In a desperate attempt to delay the Second Coming, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale makes a proposal: Jesus should be completely reborn—gestated for nine months in the human way, then raised to adulthood on Earth. When he volunteers to carry the child himself, he doesn't think anyone will agree. Somebody, however, does.

    What will his unexpected condition do to his strained relationship with Crowley? And what will happen once it becomes apparent that something is very much amiss in this whole "Second Coming" business?

    COMPLETE!

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    21 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    20 May 2026

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    'I need you to tell me how to find a human willing to have sex with me, and then how to persuade them to actually do it in the least unpleasant way possible for everyone involved. If I don’t manage at least one seduction, I’m going to get recalled back Down There.’

    Aziraphale stared at Crowley for a moment. ‘I think…’ he said delicately, ‘that we should have that drink.’

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    20 May 2026

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    The slow smirk that Crowley had given him in return was entirely too knowing and seemed to imply something that the angel didn't quite understand. The sight of that smirk made his stomach feel strange and fluttery.... It was the oysters. Definitely the oysters.

    (Or, 'A Chronological Record of Crowley and Aziraphale's Relationship Behind the Scenes, Including Lots of Angst but Mostly Smut')

    Canon compliant with season 1 only. Read to heal your season 2 wounds.

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    19 May 2026