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“It’s just,” Erling sighed and ran a hand over his face, not knowing how to word it nicely. Fuck it, might as well bite the bullet and get it over with now, if they were already having this conversation. “You’re seventeen, I’m twenty, it’s–”
“The age of consent in Germany, England, and Norway is sixteen.”
He didn’t want to think about why Jude knew what the age of consent in Norway was.
“No–I know it’s legal. It’s just that I’m three years older than you and–”
“Wow, three years, big deal,” Jude scoffed.
“No–stop, Jude, stop interrupting me and let me speak.”
Jude stopped talking, but still had that scorned-puppy look on his face that made Erling’s chest hurt. He hadn’t wanted this conversation to go down like this; hell, he would have never wanted to have this conversation at all, but everyone had to do hard things in life. This just happened to be one of the hardest, but that was saying a lot, considering that he was a professional athlete.
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Jude wants more. Erling is worried about the age difference.
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- Part 1 of Sports RPF O'Clock
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02 Sep 2026
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this fucks it’s so good one of the best
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The pictures make The Sun in October, about a week before the Ballon d'Or gala. Jude's dragging himself out of an ice bath at the Bernabéu when the family group chat starts going off like a firecracker. At first he thinks maybe Mum's sending more of those muscle recovery YouTube videos that have dominated her algorithm lately, so he wraps a towel around his waist, teeth chattering, and trudges back to his locker before he thumbs the thread open.
Mum: Jude, call me when you have a minute https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7025910
Jobe: ???
Jobe: oh shit
Jobe: tbh edges looking good tho bro
Mum: Jobe please
Jobe: what, im just sayin
Jobe: stop gatekeeping ur barberWhen Jude clicks into the link, the bottom of his stomach drops out completely.
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01 Sep 2026
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"Isn't it about time that you find someone?"
Erling let out a confused sound, looking up from his phone, the audio of an Instagram reel still running. His eyes met with Martin's, who was already looking at him with a grin. "There is no way you are the most sought-after alpha in our team, and you are still single after all these years."
"But I am not?"
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27 Aug 2026
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A video is leaked of Jude Bellingham being comforted by Erling Haaland after England's loss to Argentina. Maybe it's not the worst thing in the world.
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22 Aug 2026
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Being one of the only omegas in professional football has never been easy. Facing off with one of the World Cup's most high-profile alphas is even harder— especially when there's a long-held secret between the two of you, an incident you won't allow yourself to think about, even in private.
And that's before you throw all the internationally viral memes about your own heat pheromones into the mix.
By the time the England vs. Norway match comes around, Jude Bellingham is completely fucked.
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20 Aug 2026