frumplebump
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Just an Idle Thought by frumplebump
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
22 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Sanemi keeps getting fixated on the state of Giyuu's hair. Because it looks silly, of course. Not because anything about it is cute, or sexy, or otherwise attractive to him in any way. Obviously.
-
Chrysalis by frumplebump
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
19 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
A part of her is hoping that she’s waited too long, that the stains will never be washed away. Besides her ashes and charred bones, this blood is all that’s left of the body that belonged to her sister.
-
Tension by frumplebump
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
01 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Just a friendly massage between fellow Hashira. Certainly nothing more than that!
-
Tags
Summary
Succumbing to the flu is not a luxury Twilight can afford, but when his immune system betrays him, Yor is there for him.
-
Tags
Summary
Malik and Ryou come to visit Isis in Paris for Malik's birthday, but she can't stop feeling uneasy about her brother's relationship.
Recent series
Recent bookmarks
-
in the cracks of light (i dreamed of you) by abandonedstrawberry
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
31 Jan 2023
Tags
Summary
Zoro isn’t the type to worry. As far as he’s concerned, every time he wakes up is a blank slate. You get sliced by a six-armed swordsman, you eat a bad fish, you break a few ribs—you take a nap, and when you wake up, things are better. So that’s what Zoro expects every morning when he wakes up on deck to an eerily quiet ocean; it’s just that Sanji isn’t snapping out of it.
~~~
The Merry is becalmed, and Sanji's acting weird.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,041
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 253
- Kudos:
- 4,383
- Bookmarks:
- 999
- Hits:
- 40,538
Bookmarked by frumplebump
21 Jun 2026
-
Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
Bookmarked by frumplebump
21 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Sanji wasn’t ready for his father to know he was getting divorced, and his sister’s wedding was the last place he was going to break the news. Pretending he was still married to Zoro for a weekend was the lesser of two evils when he imagined what telling his family might look like. Sanji could handle it. He had to.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,680
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 443
- Kudos:
- 2,010
- Bookmarks:
- 457
- Hits:
- 35,250
Bookmarked by frumplebump
19 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“I just got divorced. Aren't you supposed to be nice to me?” Sanji complains and Zoro huffs as he makes a face.
“You'd hate that.” Zoro raises a hand to wave down the bartender. “I will buy you a drink though.”
or
Sanji starts again.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,133
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 199
- Kudos:
- 2,431
- Bookmarks:
- 647
- Hits:
- 19,280
Bookmarked by frumplebump
17 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Zoro hadn't planned on exchanging blow jobs with a drag queen when he had come out to the bar at Nami's behest, and yet he can't pretend he’s not enjoying it. It might be one of his better decisions actually.
Or
Zoro hooks up with a drag queen and the guy he hates on the soccer team starts acting weird. These two things are probably unrelated.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,264
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 130
- Kudos:
- 2,083
- Bookmarks:
- 410
- Hits:
- 16,087
Bookmarked by frumplebump
14 Jun 2026