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After a particularly raunchy Valentine’s Day special, Tenna starts getting more fanmail of the degenerate variety, which annoys his mailman to no end. Why does it annoy him? Well Spamton would be damned if he gave that a second thought, but he knows one thing for sure - Tenna sure as hell won’t be seeing any of it.
This fic is shamelessly based off that one tweet that goes like:
Person 1: what does “ily”mean?
Person 2: who is saying this to u lol
Person 2: no seriously who is saying this to you.Series
- Part 5 of Big Shot Era Slop
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Calling it an offhand comment would be an understatement - it was an interruption, an AD, something Spamton couldn’t even control. To read into it would be ridiculous, to think about it would be absurd, and to do it…well, safe to say Tenna had never been famed for his great restraint.
Or Spamton inadvertently suggests that he and Tenna should visit their set after hours for some [Lights, Camera, Action!], and Tenna discovers kinks he did not know he had.
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- Part 4 of Big Shot Era Slop
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Even after a perfect show, Tenna still finds himself missing his co-host, who is out on business travel to Cyber City. Spamton’s absence frustrates him in more ways than one, and despite his better judgement, Tenna decides to do something about it. Unfortunately, just as he’s about to finish said something, the object of his desire calls his personal line. And while Tenna knows he really shouldn’t pick up, self-control has never been one of his strong suits.
Or Spamton finally puts that phone to good use after (briefly) abandoning Tenna [[for the slime]].
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- Part 3 of Big Shot Era Slop
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Fuck, how could he even begin? He was much better with his words before, and even now, still could have probably gotten the point across if he also didn’t desperately want Tenna to do it anyway, in spite of it all. To defile himself with it, to accept each and every one of his sins and to still want him just like he had before.
Or, Spamton and Tenna have tentatively started again after the events of Chapter 3, and in spite of Tenna’s signature over-eagerness, Spamton cannot convince himself that anybody could love him the way he is now. Tenna, as usual, proves him wrong.
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Tenna decides it’s finally time to take things into his own hands in response to the frankly inappropriate way Spamton decides to behave at work. By behaving even more inappropriately.
(Direct sequel to my previous fic Seven Minutes)
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- Part 2 of Big Shot Era Slop
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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02 Oct 2025