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    Berdly, unknowingly, needs help. Noelle thinks this is a little hilarious. Kris is mildly concerned at how likable their rival has become following recent events.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Blue Ears just moved to Hometown and got a new job at the restaurant down the street. He meets his new coworker, who seems to exude misery and depression. Blue Ears is determined to bring joy to his coworker's life! However, in his attempts to do so, things take quite a drastic turn. Will their friendship ever be the same?

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    20 Jun 2026

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    Derek is a reasonable person. This is not arrogance. This is simply accurate, supported by significant evidence, including but not limited to: decoding a cipher stack in seventeen minutes, outmaneuvering a cosmic entity, and surviving six weeks of Avery.

    The six weeks are the hard part.
    Avery touches Derek's arm when he's saying something important. He leans across him and stays 1.8 seconds longer than the task requires. He says you have very nice eyes in a kitchen on a Wednesday like it's a weather report. He says I really like your face and goes back to his book.

    Derek has a catalogue. Forty-three instances. He is managing this. He goes to the kitchen a lot. He has consulted Hastur about it. Hastur was not helpful.
    On a Thursday in May, Derek says: Avery, I need you to know that when you do that, I find it very difficult to think clearly.

    Avery, it turns out, has a folder on his phone. It's called derek says things. It has forty-seven screenshots. The number keeps going up.

    (for the record: they were both managing. they were both very bad at it. the restraint is now concluded.)

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    31 May 2026